“your gynecologist can suck it”

I need to say something to you mouth to mouth.

tongue to tongue

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

in the club asking people if they prefer paperback or hardcover books

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

I must be loyle to my mutual