more than art, less than human

Am I having a fucking stroke

yes

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

well time to creature some people

Let's face it, if you're here you were already a creature

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story