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RIP Sir Galahad, you would have loved those evangelical grandma frilly Bible cases. You would have loved sitting there highlighting passages of your Bible. My favorite little prayer warrior.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

you stole dog blood

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle