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Just fell down the stairs

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

You can lie when you name things

vote me for president, and i will make it illegal for people to reboot Jem and The Holograms

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

vote me for president, and i will make it illegal for people to reboot Jem and The Holograms

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s