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whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

does the rizzler survive the great conversion is something I never had to consider. maybe I'm a bad person

mai ngl this makes me feel like im havin an aneurism

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

FOUND A SPIDER WHO MADE A WEB IN A DUMB SPOT WITH NO INSECTS AROUND SO I PUT FRUIT UNDER IT TO ROT AND ATTRACT THEM LIKE AN INSECT MAGNET... IT WORKED... WHO NEEDS EVOLUTION WHEN YOU HAVE ME?(:

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together