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did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

Pride month reminder that not everyone’s queer experience revolves around love

this is tight

this is dope as fuck

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Mrs. Puff was actually my dealer back in college

The T in T. rex stands for Tractor Supply.

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot