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Amusing themselves with a whiteboy this week we see: Karlie, working late meaning everyone else has to also, Haylee reaching a new understanding with her whiteboy bf, Vava the mommy dom feminising some poor suitor, Anjali a.k.a Maahi Antoinette, indulging her fantasy, Contesa and Eloise both taking their wallets shopping (shame the paypigs will never see either wearing those purchases), Jaynekate agreeing to go one one date with whichever whiteboy simp is the best kisser... but they gotta prove it. Jocelyn leading whiteboys on for free drinks (read: starting fights) , Andrea accepting drinks from whiteboys in return for cash and Chardonnany doing what she does best.

Well done @karlie-xoxo @haylee4767 @naughtygirlvalerie @hinduhijabi2 @pinkstardoll @sweetsissycaptions @jaynekate-tgbimbo @sissy-jocelyn @andrearose96 @chardonnaydoll 👏🏾 The BNWO thanks you for your service 🫡♠️

Friday night is for the whitebois...

And this Friday night we're celebrating EUROVISION baby!

For the uninitiated: Eurovision is a once year event part Coachella, part Glastonbury, part circus, part Pride march, part international singing contest, part fever dream. Every artist there represents a different european (ahem) country and are allowed exactly, and only, three minutes to strut their stuff. Performances are an explosion of peak camp and chaotic energy, featuring world class vocals and frequently unhinged staging. Songs range from the stirringly anthemic to soaring ballads to whimsical little ditties to banging club tracks. It is fundamentally ridiculous, wildly brilliant and is the only place in the world where a heavy metal band in demon masks could unironically compete with a bearded Bond girl diva, a fiddle playing hobbit and a maniacal puppet turkey called Dustin. And I'm not even making that up.

How will you celebrate? Will you be in the crowd cheering on and waving your flag? At home, watching at a Eurovision party? (The drinking games are legendary) Will you be on stage performing, if so what and how? (Perhaps an homage to a previous performer!) Will you be one of the sickeningly multi-talented, multi-lingual comperes? Or perhaps one of the phone vote judges who didn't spend two hours in hair and makeup just to be chivvied along and will absolutely take their damn time?

As always be following this blog and DM me your submission directly to be considered for the Monday Morning Review favourites post

Ain't no shame in it, champ. The kids are grown up and doing fine. Its just you and your wife rattling round in the house now. You ain't the same people you were when you got married. You want to be belittled and bullied for being a submissive gooner obsessed with cuckold and BBC porn, and she needs to feel desired and dominated and like she belongs to a real man.

Have the conversation. Make your marriage what it needs to be to fit who you both are now.

✨️Do your worst !!!✨️.