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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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has "no straights / cishets at pride" ever been a thing outside internet discourse. at least any time since pride parades/events started being mainstream. has this ever been a serious movement outside of people yapping online.
i worked for the group that plans my local pride festival last year. there is literally no way we would have ever, could have ever, done anything to keep cishet people "out" of pride. nor did we have the remotest interest. it would've caused so much extra effort, made everyone mad at us, not worked at all, and also gone against all sense and reason in terms of queer activism and trying to encourage support for the community in our city.
my boss was an extremely nice deeply midwestern gen x gay man. if i had genuinely suggested trying to keep cishets out of pride im pretty sure he would have backhanded me straight across the face as hard as possible. and he would be right to.
I feel like that idea in practice doesn't actually do anything positive either, I just don't get it. I once saw a cishet middle aged lawyer who coaches me with his wife at pride and that made me feel so much safer when around him honestly. It's a great show of support
maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.
as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around
the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

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Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now
I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.
And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.
And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.
That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.
I love when I hear about a choice in Shakespeare I've never thought of before. Brilliant
Ypu see any cool birds recently
white peacock in da parking lot
One time me and a couple extended family members went to a zoo, and we were walking around and saw a building that said nursery, and the adults assumed "Aww we get to see some baby animals!" and went in and after two minutes realized "oh wait this is an employees only area with like, VERY newborn animals in it so we went to leave but there was an albino peacock in front of the door we came in from and he was just kind of standing there and so we all just kind of stood there waiting for him to move enough for us to be able to leave and at one point an employee came up and said "hey you can't be in here" and the adults were like "can we leave past the peacock"
so anyway that was the story of how i spent 20 minutes staring at an albino peacock with a bunch of family members and one random zoo employee
@elodieunderglass for the leucism channel :)
Thank you so much, every day people around us are having adventures!
adding to the pile of little colorful dragons i've been drawing lately
(also available on my kofi as adoptables!)
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

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being black in america is like yeah we are lynched and murdered and left to die in poverty and we're explicitly told we arent Real americans (becuz of the slavery) but if u say anything abt it here comes dozens of ppl to tell u actually blacks should be grateful that theyre Amerikkkan and actually antiblackness is completely contained in america (the entire world profits from the plundering of Africa/African labor) and our countries have Never enslaved Africans and our countries dont even have racial tensions (dont ask them what theythink of immigrants) while they butcher aave at us
I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
now I'm it/she
OH COME THE FUCK ON
High self-worth is essential as water, sleep, and oxygen. You must believe you deserve space. You must believe you are worth “it”. And then take that a little higher, and add your wildest dreams to this ecosystem. Our thoughts nourish our mind. When we think happy/exciting thoughts, our mind actively searches for these things in our surroundings to reaffirm and validate them. Even if we don’t yet have it, when we think about a big dream or goal, our mind starts pinpointing the opportunities that lead us to achieving these desires. Whenever you feel lost in life, go back to the drawing board of your self-esteem. Build yourself up again, as many times as you need to, even when it feels like you are starting over. Self-love, vibrations and energy is an important priority like sleep, water, and nutrition. Channel your highest self-regard before bed. Just a little reminder: when you’re struggling with a difficult situation, the best thing you can do is INSIST on championing yourself. Do not compromise. Do not falter. You are special.
() ( Y’know what? I’ll be right back. )
It's A. The bodies had no energy of movement.
Depends on the hitboxes for the bodies.
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
my hands hurt

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock