Do better.

pov you call your employer the cuntessa, you aired his marital drama to the entire world and now you’re making him a musical documentary, you have your Pulitzer and you’re going to get your Oscar, you love being a vampire, you’re not on speaking terms with your old friend or your maker but you’d fuck them nasty given the chance, you’re a fledgling and you ripped off another vampire’s head to save your aforementioned boss while he’s high out of his mind. You’re the real cuntessa Daniel Molloy

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy