Do better.

video game protagonists will fall 20+ metres and just be like "ow....gonna feel that in the morning" and then they don't

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

i do think its funny armand is inexplicably english. the rp accent of a guy born in india raised in venice who lived in paris for 400 years is to communicate non-diagetically that hes evil

if you’re the arch nemesis of a frenchman for multiple centuries you turn english

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

There are a lot of philosophical concepts that I wish were in more common parlance, but the one I wish people broadly understood most is 'merely verbal dispute'.

care to help me add it to my parlance?

Lestat de Lioncourt, a guy who is actively in a romantic relationship with own mother: I’ve got to get away from Armand, this dynamic is way too fucked up

The quality of Socmed aus in the Heated Rivalry fandom is so high it’s literally insane. Best coders in the world are putting nudes on Clive Slime’s phone.