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posting this again on its own

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shabbytigers

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

chemsexholmes

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

muppetears-stuff

I have. No art to share at the moment but I just want to share this NFKSJXO I feel so strongly about this dynamic when done right,,,

mavratt

I always see people talk about Laika the space dog, but never the other dogs Russia sent up.

So here's an appreciation piece for Strelka and Belka, the first higher beings to be sent into orbit and come back alive.

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newyorkcitywater

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

swarnpert

they are starving the children of boston right now

crplpunkklavier

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

metamorphesque

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

rylandgraces

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

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righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

#yea bc its one person....#dont remember his last name tho lol

girldraki

twoj-wujo-stanislaw

you scrolled so far you've found Paweł Kozioł of absolute peace and indifference

exaltedfuzz

Much to think about

ministarfruit

go you funky little man go

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