mold wants me women fear me

cannot believe they made milchick both do a minstrel show and lead an HBCU drum line the way i literally screamed

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

he does get traumatized eventually by seeing his mother die again but it's pretty funny how jake sisko goes to the mirror universe and acts like it's fucking disneyland. he's just walking around going haha look they have nog too! like he just saw mickey mouse. they hated him because he was whimsical

we needed an episode when dukat kidnaps jake to pressure the federation into helping with the klingon war and sisko is like losing his mind pacing the walls calling a fleet and then it cuts to jake and dukat's son and they're dressed like batman and robin and rescuing a cat off a tree

day five of jake being kidnapped by the cardassians. sisko has blackmailed half of the romulan fleet in order to arm the defiant with experimental weaponry. jake has convinced mekor to let him phaser apples off the top of his head and they accidentally singed the wall. they try to hang a picture to cover it up but it just keeps on falling off

a type of guy that exists and that you get often exposed to as a sex worker is the type of guy who found out they like being dommed and now sincerely believe that they have overcome their misogyny, because now instead of treating women like submissive sex objects, they treat women like dominant sex objects.

add in "white people who think they're not racist because they fetishize people of color"

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the great yo mama in the sky