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they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.
Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.
I am so utterly fascinated by βSakiβ, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decadesβ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from βthe fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheekβ to βthe pussy is completely out on center pageβ over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
Okay. Point 1. The frog-boiling.
Let me put this in perspective for you. There was already a meme about how the characters in βSakiβ donβt wear underwear when I was in middle school. I am thirty now. Okay? And itβs still going.
In the time since, this has stopped being a joke. It is now indisputable canon. This is not because anyone outright says it at any point. Itβs because the underwear ran out of places to hide. Iβm obsessed with this thought: somewhere in the over 20 volumes of βSakiβ, there is a panel in which underwear was objectively deconfirmed. And it would be so hard to figure out where that panel actually is. Maybe the artist didnβt even realize it when she drew it! The frog? Boiling!!
And of course there is also the breast expansion. I donβt know how to put a spin on this. They are just expanding. Like, this happens a lot with artists: you define a character as being, in your mind, βthe one with the big boobsβ, and over the years you emphasize that trait further and further so that the signal doesnβt get lost in the noise. Itβs just that normallyβin like a wildly popular manga series about mahjong published by literally Square Enix, for exampleβnormally there would be a point at which the boobs stopped getting bigger. Like, an editor would step in or something. Or you would get to the point where you cannot draw the character in the same panel as her mahjong tiles without her breasts spilling over the tiles, and youβd go, βWell, this is now untenable.β
That did not happen. There is no ceiling. The frog is soup.
Point 2. The complete and utter mundanity of all of this.
Itβs like this, okay: thereβs no shortage of trashy ecchi manga out there. Thereβs a million other comics doing wildly bawdier things with wildly more improbable bishoujos.
The vibe with βSakiβ is different.
Itβs hard to explain this, but it feels like the world of the comic is fundamentally uninterested in the fanservice happening on the page. I cannot describe it as βleeringβ, because I cannot conceive of a person in the story from whose point of view one would leer. I think the artist is probably into itβI canβt imagine anyone is making her do thisβbut βSakiβ the comic has no opinion on the matter.
There are essentially no male characters in βSakiβ. Like, there was one guy? Kind of? At the very beginning? But he is gone now. They put him back in the toybox. He does not exist. It appears to be some level of canonical that in the world of βSakiβ, almost all humans are women. Those women are sometimes romantically into each other. According to comments the artist has made on Twitter (which I cannot source), they have lesbian baby technology, so itβs no problem. Itβs so much not a problem that the story is about mahjong, instead of any of that.
So, like, the fiction here appears to be this: this is the, like, meta-narrative of the fanservice of βSakiβ, right: itβs just normal that they donβt wear underwear and their boobs are arbitrarily big. Itβs been normal. It was normal before the story of the manga began. Itβs just how things are. Nobody bats an eye about it, and if they do, itβs in sort of a lesbian kind of way so like whatβs the problem, we love lesbians here. This is literally normal for girls.
The fanservice simply diffuses into this all-encompassing aura of disembodied, ambient sluttiness. The framing of the panels demands you acknowledge it, and the story demands you already be over it, because itβs mahjong time now, and weβre playing mahjong.
Do you get??? why Iβm so fascinated??? Are you not a little enraptured???
Anyway, I have no idea how to end this weird post. I guess the conclusion is that women stay winning????
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
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wow in the time between the last time I looked at a photograph of mark ruffalo and looking at this photograph of mark ruffalo, he sure became infinitely more karl marx-looking
guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you
gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters
guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it
Surya Bonaly, world renowned French skater whose trademark move is her backflip, where she only lands on one blade in order to keep the move legal. Sheβs amazing!
it always amuses me when I remember the ice skating community banned this phenomanal move because a black person literally had raised the bar and white people were too bitter to do better so they banned a move that would add progress to the sport.
and then she raised the bar againΒ
someone make this into a movie. fuck it, iβll do it
ok ok so every time this post shows up on my dash, i get a little miffed because it presents this narrative that isnβt consistent with reality. it misrepresents suryaβs career. first, there seems to be this implication that the isu banned the backflip because surya was the first skater to perform the backflip, and they didnβt like that because sheβs black.Β
i mean, surya did not pioneer the backflip. she herself stated that her coach suggested that she start doing backflips on ice because of a skater named norbert schramm who was performing them in europe at the time. scott cramer pulled off 10,032 backflips over the course of his career, and he retired seven years before surya even began competing. surya is THE FIRST AND ONLY skater in history to perform a backflip and land on one skate in competition, but the most important part of it wasnβt the feat itself but WHY SHE DID IT.Β
and ok, the first person to successfully do a backflip on ice was skippy baxter in an ice show in the 1940s. there has only been one legal backflip performed in actual competition by terry kubicka in 1976.Β immediately after he pulled it off, the isu banned the move from competitions. please note that yes, terry kubicka was a white male figure skater. and for context, surya was born in 1973. i sincerely doubt that the isu was banning the backflip because of a THREE-YEAR-OLD.Β
the isu had very good non-racism related reasons for banning the backflip because well, figure skating is fucking hard. i think we frequently underestimate just how difficult it is because of how easy they make it look. i mean top figure skaters are still working on consistently landing quad jumps in competition. itβs so easy to flub a jump and get injured, and itβs super common for skaters to spend huge chunks of the off season not training because theyβve injured themselves.
SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA JUST HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS IT WOULD BE IF BACKFLIPS WERE ALLOWED IN COMPETITIVE SKATING???? if you mess this move up, youβre not just going to break an ankle or fuck up your muscles, youβd break your neck on the ice. you could FUCKING DIE. and this is by no means the first or last move to get banned by the isu for being too dangerous. (the one that comes to mind is the head banger death spiral because seriously what a name).
the reason why this is just so upsetting to me is because i feel like you guys are really simplifying suryaβs narrative. yes, surya was a FUCKING BADASS. LIKE HER FIRST SEASON IN SENIOR COMPETITIONS, SHE LANDED A BACKFLIP DURING PRACTICE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MIDORI ITO, THE FAVORITE FOR THE 1992 OLYMPICS. IN THE SAME COMPETITION, SHE BECAME THE ONLY WOMAN TO EVER ATTEMPT A QUAD TOE LOOP IN COMPETITION, and the first time anyone had even successfully pulled that off was a mere three years earlier.Β
and yes, surya had to deal with A LOT of racism. because of her skin color and her build and her athleticism and her style, she didnβt fit into the βice princessβ. they pegged her as a rebel, and they treated her as such. the judges were constantly nitpicking her skating style and criticizing her artistry because she wasnβt this light and graceful skater that they thought female figure skaters should be. (black ballerinas suffer from the same plight). she was constantly pushing the boundaries, but she consistently got lower scores than her white counterparts. and despite that, she was A THREE-TIME WORLD SILVER MEDALIST, A FIVE-TIME EUROPEAN CHAMPION, AND A NINE-TIME FRENCH NATIONAL CHAMPION.
in the 1994 world championships, suryaβs final score tied for first place with yuka satoβs. it came down to a tiebreaker vote, and the judges picked yuka because she fit in better with the ice princess image. surya knew why she the judges didnt pick her. during the awards ceremony, she refused to step onto the medals podium and took off the silver medal. she was crying, and the crowd was booing at her.
the 1998 olympics was going to be suryaβs last hurrah. she knew that the 97-98 season would be her last. when the judges gave her a low score on her short program for surprise surprise racist reasons, she knew that there was no way that she could win.Β
so surya decided to make a point.Β
she hadnβt planned to do this from the start because she knew that the move was illegal and doing it could get her disqualified, but after seeing her short program score, surya basically on the spot decided to replace the triple in her free skate with the backflip landing on one skate. she hadnβt been training for this move specifically, she just pulled it off right then and there on the olympic stage. and while the backflip was banned for being too dangerous, another reason for it to be banned was because the skater would land on both skates, and jumps are always landed with one skate.
surya pulling off this banned move was basically her last FUCK YOU to the judges because theyβd been screwing her over since the start of her career. she was challenging them by making a previously illegal move technically legal. the judges didnβt disqualify her, but they didnβt accept the move as legal either, and they deducted points from her score, so surya placed 10th overall.Β BUT THAT DIDNT MATTER. when surya finished her program, she turned her back on the judges (a huge no-no because it is highly disrespectful) because she didnβt care about their opinion at this point. SHEβD MADE HISTORY. their decision wouldnβt change that.
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the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."
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