Distracted, procrastinating, and sleepy

Alright I want to know something here:

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley

if you see this post.. it is a sign...you must...write the damn thing yourself.

A moment of appreciation for that one animation of Mega Darkrai where it does a mid-air twirl like an abnormally large and somewhat deranged seal

Babe wake up the Mega Darkrai SAR from Abyss Eye (Pitch Black) just got revealed and it's illustrated by Akira Egawa