残念ですが、さようなら

it is unfortunate that i am extremely lazy while simultaneously wanting to make games that i'd describe as "everything's in it"

i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

What if there was a scary AF skelington in the dungeon. And he had a wicked blade

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics