残念ですが、さようなら

jerking off is lowkey boring like allat for not much yk what i mean like that bitch w his boulder

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

the collection is officially open! \o/

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

the world is a strange and wonderous place