The Wannabe-Author

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

There are some fetishes that don't even like get my engine going I just love them because they r so charming. Like rubber fetishists I love to see them frolic in their getups it looks like they r having so much fun I'm like awwww the gas mask so cute awww fun sexy

I just finished Apparently Sir Cameron Needs To Die and one of the best things about it is that it is, at its core, a brutal grimdark fantasy about the choice between idealized tradition and freedom and man vs god. However because it is from the perspective of the fantasy equivalent of a rich BYU girl and her pet closet leather gay she does coke with, it is, inexplicably, a comedy. I can not recommend his highly enough