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hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

solradguy

Gallery illustration featured in Heavy Metal (Fall 1997), 20 Year Special. Art by Oscar Chichoni

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quasi-normalcy

It’s important that everyone understand that, when I say that I “like” a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.

quasi-normalcy

I further elaborate that I consider them to be An Excellent Role-Model for Impressionable Children.

quasi-normalcy

I almost neglected to mention that they are a worthy sexual partner and that I am aroused by everything that they do.

unclefather

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doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

hardgockcafe

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

importantcatpics

somesecretpie

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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Official Time Loop Post

jesstheespeon

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

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homunculus-argument

The key to a successful relationship is hitting the mutual anxiety sweet spot where you're both just a little bit scared that the other one will decide that they deserve better and leave. Just anxious enough that you gotta make sure that they know you love them and try to give them the best life that you can have together, but not anxious enough to start sabotaging shit because having good things is terrifying.

Aiming for "there's a bee inside your car while you're driving it" level of anxious, not "there's a bee inside your shirt whike you're wearing it" anxious.

snaitf

listen, I know what your intent here is, and I fully agree with you, but. Specifically for ME, that metaphor is HILARIOUSLY one-sided. I'm deathly afraid of bees and wasps and would probably crash my car if this happened. My fiances keep bees and have driven entire hours with a FULL HIVE in the back of the car. I have vetoed bee journeys if I'm in the car with them lmao.

homunculus-argument

Would you feel calmer and safer with a bee inside your shirt?

echoesofsong

I had a bee crawl down the back of my shirt once! It was very fuzzy and soft. I do get your point about the bees in the car vs your shirt but people will react differently. At least with the shirt i know where the bee is, whereas in the car it would fly around more and therefore make me panic more

Especially if I’m driving the car, i would not be able to keep my eyes on the road at all and would probably crash

homunculus-argument

it's poll time! would you rather:

have a bee in the car while you're driving

have a bee inside your shirt while you're wearing it

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

homunculus-argument

okay let's clarify:

I have been in a car with a bee and choose the car

I have been in a car with a bee and choose the shirt

I have had a bee inside my shirt and I choose the car

I have had a bee inside my shirt and I choose the shirt

I have had both happen to me and would rather choose the car

I have had both happen to me and would rather choose the shirt

I haven't experienced either one, but I think I'd prefer the car

I haven't experienced either one, but I think I'd prefer the shirt

Remaining time: 12 hours 52 minutes

No nuance because you gotta pick one. If you can't drive, in this scenario you magically can. If you can't wear a shirt, in this scenario you magically can. If you think you could think of an option that you would choose if it was available but it isn't, please write it down on a little post-it note, roll it up, and shove it up your ass. If you cannot figure out what answer to choose, ignore this post and continue on your journey without voting. Thank you for your attention.

#bees are chill lil girls #if I'm driving I'd rather have her chill on me even if I can't see her #than buzzing around #and distracting me #plus I have a strong reaction to buzzing I'd probably crash the car

lesbxdyke

Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

thebibliosphere

(Source)

Guys, he’s at it again…

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

siena-sevenwits

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

theriu

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

theriu

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

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mewvore

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

greatlordfluffernutter

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.

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fleshengine

You just don't get this on other sites

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

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