Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae

Please be human with me

I have a very broad plan of where I think I'm going with my life, but other than that I don't have any idea of what I'm doing

I haven't came with a funny post in ages. Am I loosing my touch?

Another weird situation I keep getting myself into is when people won't trust me I'm being serious until I cry. I don't really understand the point if I already said I'm upset or scared or need help, why treat it as a joke and keep pushing the verbal banter until I cry just to break it into "oh I'm so so so sorry, I had no idea at all this was so important to you". And it's also the people who doesn't seem to have any business into attempting to Pavlov me into some sort of emotion manipulator

"How is that friend going 😀 why don't you go text that one girl 😀 why don't you ask them to hang out 😀 but are you sure you're putting the effort 😀 are you making enough questions 😀"

How do I explain to my mom who's overconfident in my rizz that guys my age find me scary, no glue, no borax

Life when you're comfortable at being bad at something and you have no problem in copying the steps of people who are good at it (you get to learn)

It has been years that I've wanting to stop some completely random cute guy and ask for his number with no context because I'm curious to what this experience would feel like and the only reason I've never done it is that I'm afraid he'd actually want to exchange numbers.

This whole "you'll be famous one day!" is so weird because it's not like I'm in any particular situation to make it happen. The passaport worker who saw me for 10min total said it one time. I don't get why I'm the Lisan Al Gaib, It's not like my parents are anything nor I'm aiming to he a singer or whatever. It's a weird thing to say and weirder that it happens so often