Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae

I love when animators make cute little guys do that twoish frame dance with the half squat and the flapping arms. You know, the one that looks like they're being squished by an ex machina hand. If I could animate, I'd just create tons of cute little characters, make them do the dance and be very amused with myself. Artists should use more of this power they have.

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

I'm trying to live my life by radical earnestness.

Do you want total earnestness? If necessary, do you want an earnestness more total and radical than anything that we can even imagine today?

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

My future husband one day, probably: "Does anyone know how to get your toddler to speak to you in one of the languages you know?"

Okay, now I'm considering the implication, just imagine if "oh, no, only my 4th knows russian because I was working on some Tolstoi's translation while breastfeeding him, but I'm teaching my 3rd as well, because her brother keeps saying random quotes to bug her and I can't get her to trust me he's not saying bad words. Yes, all of them know latin, even the baby, even though I haven't started her classes yet, but she listens to me prep and I guess she picked up. I think my 2nd knows some Tagalog, because I studied it for a while, do you know any Tagalog?" Just imagine if. That would be my dream life.

When I was talking with the girls about how hard it'd be for me to live outside of my country if I ever dated a gringo (all hypothetical, of course, since no one is currently madly in love with me), but at the same time, how I'd feel very bad if I made someone move for me, @marian-devotee half jokingly said me and my hypothetical gringo boyfriend could just move to a third different country instead and I can't properly state how genius of an idea it is. Instead of one sacrificing and the other being comfortable at home, we both connect over the hardships of immigrating together. We both suffer and bond over it. Genius.

Me: but what if you both suffered 💕💕💕💕 together 😍😍😍😍

It was legit a genius idea. I'll inform my hypothetical boyfriend about it if I happen to run into the misfortune of falling in love with a gringo

Gringos aren't so bad!!!! 😭

Yeah, but marrying anyone out of your culture would be hard anyway (chronically single girl speaking) (plus in Brasil we use gringo for non-brasilian, differently from the rest of latam)

When I was talking with the girls about how hard it'd be for me to live outside of my country if I ever dated a gringo (all hypothetical, of course, since no one is currently madly in love with me), but at the same time, how I'd feel very bad if I made someone move for me, @marian-devotee half jokingly said me and my hypothetical gringo boyfriend could just move to a third different country instead and I can't properly state how genius of an idea it is. Instead of one sacrificing and the other being comfortable at home, we both connect over the hardships of immigrating together. We both suffer and bond over it. Genius.

Me: but what if you both suffered 💕💕💕💕 together 😍😍😍😍

It was legit a genius idea. I'll inform my hypothetical boyfriend about it if I happen to run into the misfortune of falling in love with a gringo