Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae

Please be human with me

"How do the other countries feel when they see us acting like this? Do they get second hand embarrassment, do they wish they'd were a part of it, what is it?" Khslajskakdjajdjahwhshah

Funny how I have no bussiness being scared of drunk people since I've seen a total of 1 drunk girl who just hugged everyone and talked about how much she loved her friends. Still, drunk people are scary. You can tell God didn't made you to be drunk.

This is the time were it'd be very useful to have a boyfriend. I'd kill to watch the game somewhere but I'm scared of drunk people

I didn't use to be so into the World Cup. Idk what happened to me. Maybe that thing about being abroad making you a living walking Brasil flag

Endrick is my favorite rn. Bro is a cutie pie. Plus his wife is pregnant and he said he wanted to win a World Cup for his kid.

Kaká got divorced and when a Ballon d'or winner good looking millionaire soccer player gets divorced everyone assumes he cheated. At some point his ex-wife told the media that she divorced him because "he was too perfect" and we haven't stopped memeing about it since. When he announced his new girlfriend the comments were "BRO, REMEMBER: leave the wet towel on top of the bed sometimes." "Remember it's important to forget about Valentines Day." They should have taken him out of retirement, we need a perfect man to get our hexa.

I forgot to water the plant on my window for I don't know how many weeks, but apparently she survived me

Report on the BR side of the internet: a couple months latter an audio message from some sort of dating app went viral. The girl says "just a heads up, I'm fat" then the guy answered "are you fat, or enormous, immense? Enormous immense it'll be hard. Can you fit inside of a hula hoop? If you can fit inside of a hula hoop it's fine" and as you can imagine, our crooked sense of humor went wild with "can you fit inside of a hula hoop?" specially among fat girls themselves

Ways to land a good catholic husband that doesn't include watching my tongue not to say whatever I think with no filter, no glue, no borax