I don’t want it to be easy. I want the effort to be meaningful. This is about everything.
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I don’t want it to be easy. I want the effort to be meaningful. This is about everything.

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Gaming Dice.
I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.
PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING
CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!
I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
might be the best road sign i've seen this year
Booty shorts slogan
all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso
Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?
thats right
the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

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iron lung directors commentary where markplier is in the top left corner narrating like he's controlling himself in a video game when
Ohh I will ruin you
It’s a habit - I can’t help it
I’ll project this song onto just about any character.
extremely funny pinned post i saw while going to block someone
never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
can people stop saying insane things on this post

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if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time
Electrical engineering class is going great. They’ve got us working on some amazing digital circuits.
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 84
Luigi (Nintendo)
Dick Grayson (DC)
Sirius (Brawl Stars)
why are my batfam fans AT
WHY YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS FOR NOT VOTING FOR ME: THE ESSAY
POINT 1: I'M SMART AND INTELLIGENCE IS ATTRACTIVE. SAME WITH POWER. I'M ALSO POWERFUL. YA EVER SEEN SOMEONE IMPLODE A PLANET WITH ALL THEIR EYES SHUT?
POINT 2: CHECK OUT THESE ANGLES. PERFECT! EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!
POINT 3: I'M ADORABLE AND EASY TO DRAW
POINT 4: I CAN PLAY 127 DIFFERENT INSTRUMENTS TO SERENADE JUST ABOUT ANY BEING WITH THE CAPACITY FOR AUDITORY STIMULATION (AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT!)
POINT 5: I WILL GIFT YOU RATS AND WEAR A SUIT COVERED IN BABIES TO ANY DATES
POINT 6: I'VE BEEN COLLECTING SMELLS SINCE BEFORE YOUR DINOSAUR AGE. TAKE A WHIFF! PRETTY SEXY, RIGHT?
POINT 7: I'M MARKETABLE AND RICH!
WHO NEEDS TO BUY GOLD WHEN YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MADE OF IT, AMIRITE?
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AND FOR THE MONSTERFUCKERS AMONG US, CHECK IT OUT! TEETH FOR DAYS!
SO VOTE FOR ME, BILL CIPHER, AS THE SEXIEST MAN ON TUMBLR FOR THE SECOND TIME!
@sexy-people-contests-2026 @sexy-people-contests-2

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Hi Mimosa (they/them) here with the next round of tumblr sexy people contests
Here is the 2026 sexy people master form, all forms final tallies will be taken one week from the start of the contest to give me time to go through all of your submissions, instructions are on the form, make sure everyone has fun
The 2026 Sexywoman Contest has officially ended with Morticia Addams winning and GLaDOS coming in second place
The 2026 Sexyman Contest starts June 1st
The 2026 Sexyenby Contest starts October 1st
Each round of the contests will last 1 week, the mashups will be generated randomly each round using a google random generator, whether we start out with 32 or 64 mashups in each round one will be determined by the number of submissions
Please put your submission in (First Last - Source Media) format, make sure the first letters are capitalized, and if a character has a last
Bonus contest:
Same rules apply, they have to be an adult (18+), also we’re gonna count anyone in the muppets universe as a muppet. And remember to keep th
Link to the cursed document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-bmZcdJ-x4iqSSzA1lzwYpjlSn6ZPVHZQ4av7BkWlUE/edit?usp=drivesdk
Tab 0 lesbians for hugh morris Guys i think this is tab 0 or something bee script Isn't this meant to share fanfics?? Guys where are they
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 7
John Doe (Malevolent)
Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time & Fionna and Cake)
Art of John Doe by @ambivertedbabe
john doe did not claw himself out of hell and worked so hard to become a person to NOT get voted