The Stars call to us, let us answer together!

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot