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The Colpolillic System

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Colpolillic (cull - poh - lee - yik) - an umbrella term for any gender connected to moths of a specific colour. From the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Rospolillic (roz - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to pink moths. From the Latin roseus (pink) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Rubpolillic (roob - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to red moths. From the Latin rubrum (red) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Auraunpolillic (or - on - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to orange moths. From the Latin aurantiaco (orange) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Flapolillic (flah - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to yellow moths. From the Latin flavum (yellow) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Viripolillic (vee - ree - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to green moths. From the Latin viridis (green) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Caepolillic (kay - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to blue moths. From the Latin caeruleum (blue) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Purpolillic (purr - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to purple moths, from the Latin purpura (purple) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

I couldn't find the caramelldansen base in this post, but here is a version that should work just as well.

Here is the original lick icon base.

To save these and have them be usable, you have to click the "free download" button underneath the image.

Some other good bases:

Dance Icon

Caipirinha

Run Run Run

You can find many other bases like these through DeviantArt.

How to make them into a GIF:

Step 1. Edit the base however you like (I used MSPaint)

Step 2: Crop and save each frame individually as PNGs (Note for the lick base: It's best to crop them to include the black boarder. This makes the GIF 50x50, which is the standard DeviantArt icon size and can easily scale larger if need be.)

Step 3: Go to ezgif.com/maker and upload all your frames

Step 4: Set "delay time" to 10, then click "Make a GIF!"

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like this is beyond belief in ghosts what it comes down to is one member of these couples was so distressed they were in tears nightly or at least weekly, BEGGING their partner to listen to them, and their partner was like “whatever this’ll blow over.”

how does your relationship survive that?? how are these people still together?? if my wife came into the room crying and told me she’d seen bill watterson, author of acclaimed comic calvin and hobbes, manifest in our kitchen and tell her he didn’t like our wallpaper, I’d like. obviously have some questions. but I’d fucking address her distress and take steps to make her feel better lmao???

these husbands are all garbage and they feel justified bc they weren’t the “crazy one” who believed in ghosts.

If anything, the skeptic is the one who should be pushing for them to go to a hotel for the night, because carbon monoxide poisoning produces the effects of a haunting. 

So if your spouse, who is spending more time at home than you are, is reporting scary inexplicable shit, then the first place a skeptic’s mind is going to go is something in the environment causing it. Probably carbon monoxide, but there’s all kinds of gases and molds that can cause hallucinations, not to mention infrasound if the acoustics are just right. Regardless, anything that can cause you to see Bill Watterson materialize in your kitchen is probably dangerous, and the solution to that problem, be it a legitimate ghost or an infestation of ergot in the wallpaper, is to leave the dangerous area until the problem is identified and dealt with.

None of the creepy stuff from hauntings is really stuff you’d want to ignore even with its mundane causes. Even if it does come down to a 100% ‘in your head’ kind of thing, that means the house is causing a sharply negative psychological reaction and you shouldn’t stay there. 

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