boq woodsman + richard impossible #1 fan forever

me: ... no.....

this is Ampersand Island. every time I come across a beautiful, interesting, or unusual ampersand in my archival travels I take a screenshot and place it neatly in this little pile on my desktop

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

Favorite tweet of all time

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

i feel like pjackk

again