boq woodsman + richard impossible #1 fan forever

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night