Hi im Aug, I'm a washed up artist , I write fanfiction and pretend that one day all of my wips will get done, I worked in food service for 10+ years and I'm pretty sure it gave me multiple sclerosis, when I was a kid I had a reoccuring dream where I was stuck in a combine harvester, sometimes if I'm sitting in complete silence I hallucinate the flappy bird sound effect, I used to be really good at flappy bird, my bestie's name is Nick and this is his subway order:
Foot long
Italian Herb and Cheese bread
Chicken Bacon Ranch
Whatever cheese you want (Cheddar is baseline tho)
Toasted
Lettuce
Tomato
Black olives
Salt
Pepper
Parmesan Cheese
Ranch
Mayo
Parmesan Vinaigrette
I really love my girlfriend shes incredible <3, I like the idea of tabula rasa but I also like the idea of my loved one's souls getting reincarnated into small animals, my favorite drink is an Earl Grey with a spoonfuls of brown sugar and a dash of half and half, I'm mortal enemies with Bergie of love island (dont ask its a sore spot), my bones are green after the treatment... doctor pepper is going to give me kidney failure i forsee it like captain pike does his unfortunate incident, I'm going to become best friends with your family's pet, I have P ranked all of hell cause I'm nasty B^), I love the black parade also my hair is black with red and purple streaks and I'm a vampire, my fate is sealed and immutable.












