HELLO

I’m so happy she’s still collecting those Disney checks!!!!!!!!

Disney + needs to give her, her own show. 

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

full offense but humanity peaked when girlfriends jade and tori sang take a hint

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

was she, yknow, obssessed with the goddess artemis at a young age?

Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

btw the ending of odyssey made me lose me shit

I like the bit where Poseidon shipwrecks them for like 40 years

i dont remember that part but I liked playing as bowser and breaking rocks

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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