trying to forget apples

demon killing satisfies spike’s fighting urge. but not his biting urge. which brings me to my latest spike thesis: recreationally crunching his fangs into cardboard like a lil kittycat

Something from btvs that absolutely lights me up is when Amy becomes human again and Buffy tells her that there's a new Powerade flavour, "blue" because fuck yeah thats the best flavour and imagine being alive when it was released holy shit that is the most important update I would wanna know

we all know the x-files pilot is insane and one of my favorite insane things about it is mulder (understandably) initially being concerned scully is just being sent by the government to spy on him, because you think to yourself, oh surely this will be a longstanding conflict and she will slowly have to earn his confidence, considering that his entire life’s work is built on his fundamental distrust of the authority that sent her. but all she has to do is say “no i swear i’m not you have to believe me :(” and bat her eyelashes and he’s immediately like god you’re so right you would never lie to me i’m going to tell you my entire life story and deepest trauma NOW. they’ve known each other 4 hours btw

how many calories does being pure of heart and full of love burn?

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

Put Fox Mulder into sims 2 and he will immedietly find out what happened to Bella Goth. Just saying. The man has drive

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

x files au where the aliens still abduct Mulder at the end of season 7 but he’s so annoying they just return him like the day after