I low key think i need to be driven out to the middle of nowhere and released by the side of the road

There’s a whole Taylor swift song about that

Fuck like a mountain rat?

anyways I did indeed watch "The Vampire Lestat" on the plane...........it was........let me put it this way: there were so many lines of dialogue said that were so condescending and preposterously cruel towards, not just the audience of this show, but the things ppl loved about the previous seasons that it took me almost 2 hours to get through it because I kept rewinding it being like, "oh surely the writers didn't have Lestat make a make America great again joke?" "Oh surely Lestat isn't misgendering someone just cos he's high and they said his song sucked (it does)" "oh surely he's not referring to Louis' account of Lestat's abuse towards him as being painted as a 'mayonnaise psychopathic villain'" "oh, surely Lestat didn't unironically use the word chuegy" "oh surely they did not set up the whole episode baiting you into thinking Lestat and Louis were texting and gonna hook up only for him to actually be texting his mum and end the episode with him fucking his mum and referring to that as "some ppl like dirt in their Sandwich" and there was such a high concentration of this that after a certain point it felt like being in a conversation with someone who's trying to ragebait and shock you like oh okay so you're just saying and doing whatever it takes to make everyone go "omg that's insane!!!" there's an extended sequence of vampires pissing blood and Lestat looks at the camera like, "I bet you're SHOCKED vampires do this, huh!!!!"..........and the worst part is they think making the show this condescending, glib, and ragebaity on purpose somehow makes the lack of integrity or sincerity meaningful!!! and it doesn't !!!! For the sake of being Fair And Balanced™ I will pray tell of the something I actually enjoyed which was the opening scene set in the future featuring handsomest guy Justin Kirk as "Raglan James" (iykyk lmaoooo) watching Lestat's shit be set on fire. Aaand the only other nice thing I can think of to say is I thought the set design of Lestat's tour bus was really cool with all the secret compartments for the instruments and I liked the pinky silk corset style set Lestat wore in the third act. Don't ever say I don't say anything nice. I have more serious things to say about the racial dynamics we saw in the episode but I'm on my 20th hour with no sleep so more to come on that.