WHAT WHAT, DON'T DON'T

he’s a 10 but he spends his money on women and wine

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?

tumblr has an understanding of paganism that may be understood as, in roman terms, interpretatio fandoma

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

Happy Independence Day, Philippines!

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

Your mother is the only one who understands me

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

maybe this is not my place to say because I am monolingual, and I'm sure it's part of a larger, more nuanced discussion about visibility and accessibility on the internet, but I think it'd be cool if people posted in their native languages more instead of in english. I see people do it way more on other platforms than on tumblr which is almost exclusively in english

*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didn’t know that because she is a dumb bitch. I’m sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruel…..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. He’s definitely self-taught in every universe because he’s the most powerful wizard ever AND he’d have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they haven’t escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the king’s dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like “What the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?”

Wait he is a wizard? In the translation into my language of BBC's Merlin they called him a sorcerer.

i have not watched bbc merlin but my understanding of Merlin as a figure is that his powers come through study of magic which therefore makes him a wizard.

Im destined to love Hated Female Character and to hate Fandom Beloved White Male

if I stop posting for 2 months assume I have been rolled in filo pastry with chopped pistachios then baked in the oven before being soaked in honey and consumed.