WHAT WHAT, DON'T DON'T

he’s a 10 but he spends his money on women and wine

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

and AAVE

There's a somewhat-unstated division in social progressive circles that goes "being socially inept for autism reasons is fine, but being socially inept for regular reasons is bad and mockable." And then in practice everyone assumes it's for regular reasons when it comes up

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I like this post. (as a kid high school age)

target demographic

Imagine being described as a crazy good shot and then you miss the only shot you take in the entire story like I wouldn't show myself in public ever again