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calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

last time i made a post abt this i got fucking eviscerated lmao but that’s prob bc i had the audacity to mention how this intersects with race and ethnicity, how y’all LOVE to forcibly feminize east asian and jewish men then ignore centuries of harmful stereotypes you’re playing into.

Its absolutely a weird and invasive thing to say. Especially because non-binary people can choose to present in mixed ways instead of androgynously. Especially because everyone should be allowed to choose scents, colors, products, patterns, and clothing that they LIKE, without it having to be based on gender. Because masculine people should be allowed to smell like flowers or wear pretty things if they just fucking want to.

Real people are not your blorbos to project your experiences onto. If you relate to something that a cis person does, that just means that a cis person is relatable to you, which is not, in fact, a bad thing.

And yeah, the gender discussion is the main thrust here, but also where's that post about how fucked up it is to treat fictional characters like real people and real people like fictional characters

hands.....with rings....hot

Girl let me take you home tonight and I can show you why the put the third bun in a mcdburger

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

When I say I love shitty RPG Maker games, I don't just mean low-rent graphics or goofy sound design. I mean jank. Give me a player character where half of your abilities don't do what they say they do, and the other half don't work at all. Give me impossibly snarled dialogue trees that loop back on themselves and sprawl haphazardly across three different revisions of the game's story, none of which correspond to the version that was actually published. Give me side quests that can't be accessed without glitches or save file editing because somebody fucked up the event triggers. Give me an ostensibly nonlinear world that breaks hilariously the moment you do anything in an order the developer didn't anticipate. And most importantly, give me a game where all of this is true not due to lack of care, but because the scope of the developer's ambitions vastly exceeded their ability. Like, yeah, most of the time I want my games to, you know, work, but there's something in playing through the wreckage of an artistic effort doomed by its own hubris that no amount of too-clever deconstructionist posturing can replicate.

(If anyone reading this is thinking that they've gained some insight from this post regarding why Among the Beautiful Creatures is one of my favourite tabletop RPGs, I admit nothing.)

I went to go look into Among the Beautiful Creatures after reading this, and the top result on google was an RPGnet post from 2005 where you and some other users try to figure out what the game even is

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

hey man can i come over and eat sour cream and onion chips in your bed and wipe my hands on your blanket and pillows

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again

my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.