even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

sorry that tshirt looks horrifying but it's just carly rae after 50+ washes on a shit quality tshirt from her concert 3 years ago

2 ppl at work today one of them was the designated driver cuz he was just on water but had his shirt undone and was fat and hairy and another one was some girl who was obvs drinking with her parents but had some top on that had her tits spilliing out and this was all before 9pm

a girl i work with said how nasty the fella was for having his belly out and being so hairy and i just held like tongue like the different mindsets we live in

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.