Drowning in the deep...

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.