duck newton: local beefcake

headcanon that when vax went to zephrah with keyleth he played hide and seek with a young orym and that’s why oryms perception is so high

my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks

important discovery: on episode 52 of taz balance, which dropped on november 17th, 2016, travis referenced the berries and cream lad, foreshadowing justins tiktok triumph

in the middle of my annual relisten of taz balance and ive just realized the temporal chalice inherited rustic hospitality from magnus

am I ................ shipping caduceus and eodwulf??????

holy fucking shit caduceus

Astrid if you want to light this motherfucker up blink twice

I hate this so much can’t they just fight a dragon or something?????? much less stressful

this bitch is making me feel like im being gaslit its time for turd ickython to die

my theory is that they’re going to find a pre-calamity hidden city and my only evidence is that I was rewatching campaign 1 and Matt kept referring to Vasselheim as the oldest known city

cant wait to watch beau blow up an old man with her millions of fireworks

I LOVE YOU COOL GOLIATH LADY

political espionage????? some light treason in the name of justice????? this is my SHIT

artagan may not be going to fey jail but he is going to “made jester cry” jail and he’s serving a life sentence

did we ever learn why Artagan wanted to leave the feywild in campaign 1?? Has he been a fugitive hiding from the fey criminal justice system this whole time?????