⭒˖·̊. ݁mi vida va prohibida ݁·̊ .˖⭒

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

thinking about the wikipe-tan commons-san official age gap ship art

tengo miedo de que se me acerque un puertorriqueño y me diga oye ya tu sabes….y que yo no sepa….

Hoy quiero saborear mi dolor

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever