I know my excuses are getting tired and thin

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

gay zuko confirmed but only with the caveat that his friends aren't cool with it

zuko legalising gay marriage in the fire nation happened offscreen so they didn't have to show the gaang protesting it complete with calling him slurs most terrible. toph has the metal cops shut down the first fire nation gay pride parade

next movie depicts the two years where sokka didn't speak to zuko because zuko asked him to stop calling people faggots

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried