star trek heritage post (November 26th, 2019)

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

The problem with modern Trek is that there just aren't enough plotlines where kirk yells at the antagonist about how they suck because they have no love or compassion and then he goes back home to his ship & has a little philosophical debate with his friends while making heart eyes at spock

"average starfleet captain oversteps 3 boundaries per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average starfleet captain oversteps 0 boundaries per year. Boundaries Ignorers Kirk, who captains Enterprise & conscripts his best friend into service against his will over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Little Spock: *curls his hand into a fist* time to pinch the shit out of those bullies

Me anytime I have to face a mild inconvenience: This would never happen if I worked on the Enterprise.