Teeth Consumer

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

This is how the original English dub should’ve been lmaooooo

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

Big horse.

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

Okay, I'm declaring this one an epic. (Self-defined.)

Tattletale: What's your blood type?  Skitter, bleeding out: How would I know?  Grue: How would you not!?  Skitter: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?  Imp, confused: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?! 

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

Oh wow did not see that coming

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??”