i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like “i wasn’t an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose”
Victoria
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like “i wasn’t an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose”
Victoria

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Tristan: this year I lost my dear brother Byron
Byron: quit telling everyone I'm dead
Tristan: sometimes I can still hear his voice
How do I join a gang without the violence part? I want to be part of something that's close like a family, but I don't know what exactly.
Taylor, posting on Quora
It’s fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops.
Bitch
Victoria: Diagnosed with 'just kind of been in a weird zone lately disorder' and it's terminal. Victoria: It's not radiation poisoning, but the night is young.

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And that was it. That was all Amy needed to hear. It was a way out of her predicament that required no introspection or mature decision making - two things Amy hated.
Wildbow
It hurts so bad. I hope to god I’m not humbled by this.
Tattletale
Kenzie: How come Victoria calls you babygirl?
Ashley: How about we stop talking for a while
Foil: sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it
Tattletale: Doesn’t the idea that you’ve possibly met your match do anything for you, like at all?
Foil: no
I was built to protect and obey humans. And humans… are assholes.
Dragon

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I'm not "freaking out". Can't you see how unnaturally still and silent I am? Could someone who was "freaking out" be this rigid? This uncomfortably quiet. Yeah, didn't think so.
Taylor
On r/brocktonbay
Alec: You'll eat human flesh but you're all suddenly against shark fin? I don't get it. Taylor: Human flesh? Care to elaborate? Alec: I assume everyone is a cannibal here.
Tattletale: I don't know, Taylor. You gotta be careful. You can't trust people you meet on the internet. Tattletale: I went on a date with this guy I met online, and he seemed really nice... But at the end of the night? Tattletale: I stole $200 from his wallet.
Taylor: Bankers, what is the protocol for if/when someone puts bees in one of your tube things? Taylor: I do not plan on doing this, but it dawned on me that anyone can just show up to deposit a check, and instead of depositing a check in the tube, they can deposit bees and send them into the bank. Taylor: Are you prepared to deal with this?
Skitter: You do realize we're on the same side, right? Sundancer: Are we? If what I've been hearing about you is true, to advance your own team, you would throw mine under the bus without batting an eye. Skitter: I would not! Skitter (internally): Unless doing so was somehow optimal for the lives of a greater number of Brockton Bay residents than the six people that compose the Undersiders, which would be an action considered ethical and correct by most moral frameworks and certainly not a decision I would make "without batting an eye," and is in fact what anyone with an intact sense of rationality would choose to do under the same circumstances-

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Grue: I used to be leader of the Undersiders.
Clockblocker: What happened?
Grue: Skitter took over after discovering her full potential.
Clockblocker: Wow
Grue: and a gun.
Carol: Amy, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew? Amy: I need to do it more often. Carol: Exactly.