The Glow of The Screen

every dungeon master ever /silly

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

I could use a 2 hour hug rn.

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

not to be a slut but can u come gently rub my back

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

The goddess Iris herself offered to make an appearance in your Greek mythology movie and you dare deny her??

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard