Chaotic Thotticus

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

Kids bop voice: two trucks hanging out. Two trucks hanging out. It makes me. it makes me Involuntarily shout

love is insane you feel like you're always subtly asking "do you still love me even though i'm flawed" and the answer just keeps being yes

Being a woman is about having multiple little figurines and trinkets on ur beautiful vanity or desk

im a woman. i love religious imagery and psychoanalysis.

why do cowboys wear that little thin hankerchief like a choker. okay slut!

Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

Oh no what effect?

an effect that is highly ambiguous

will it take effect?

it may or may not take effect at any time

ohhhh im feeling immediate effects (has succumbed to placebo)

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally