˗ˏˋDreamerˎˊ˗

“Liked your post” just say you want me

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

LOL

What’s so funny

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent