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UMMMM ARE Y'ALL AWARE THAT VADERâS âBE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONSâ IS A *DOUBLE* PUN
@stripperanakin
Actually, thereâs yet another definition of aspiration.
The medical definition of aspiration is to inhale a foreign object, aka choking.
Meaning Vader made a triple pun.
My dad saw Rogue One yesterday and then told me that he has even more appreciation for Vader now because âhe choked a man pretty much just to make a really good punâ.
Vad joke.
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Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained âwhy canât I treat everyone the same?â âI donât want to be a Sie!â âbut being friendly is respectful!â âwouldnât using âduâ just show I like them?â until one guy conceded âI suppose maybe Iâd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he werenât such a cuntâ and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying âyou are all banned from using du until I can trust youâ
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australiaâs reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We donât even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using âsirâ and âmaâamâ were sassing me.Â
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for âgo fuck yourselfâ and if you werenât using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone theyâd take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between ââscuse meâ and âexcuse meâ is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if youâve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if youâve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you canât then call a hated politician something thatâs (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then itâs acceptable to go big (âThe PMâs a total cockstain!â) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckinâ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckinâ mad cunt means youâre literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.Â
case in point: the âHoward DJs like a mad cuntâ meme.
I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howardâs DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australiaâs Greatest Ever Meme.
1. I work for the Australian National Audit Office as a federal performance analyst and literally everyone in the office refers to each other by their first name. Even the Auditor-General gets called by his first name, and heâs an independent officer of the Parliament, appointed by the Governor-General on the recommendation of the Joint Committee of Public Accounts and Audit (JCPAA) and the Prime Minister.
2. This is like the fourth time Iâve reblogged this due to additional A+ commentary.
This is wild, haha!
Stylo Pen = Kylo Renâs Evil/Fabulous Cousin.
I had to draw this.
I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:
and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip
okay but that is a BONEr right there
8-02-99 submitted: I found this weird ass strawberry and she looks like a small magical being/gremlin
a trickster spirit
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This is a fantastic logo.Â
wow that rly is
This is the best piece of graphic design Iâve ever seen.
Although, this picture takes on a new meaning when you realize Swan&Mallard can be shortened to S&M
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know youâre being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN
#unfortunately i understood all of this
i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh
This happens way too much for me now but all I can do is smile and nod because if I say something Iâm automatically a sjw and my words are dismissed.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
Youâre going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Â
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and Iâm almost halfway doneâŠ
One hour and half done. Thatâs impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this⊠i hate everything
iâd rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hoursâŠ. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
Iâve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.Â
Please. Please donât bring this back.
âTis the season.
Itâs November
TO BE JOLLY
I always misread it as âSantaâs assholeâ and it makes it even better
Sorry @wingscanspeak, it seems like this just keeps coming back. Forever. Every christmas.
To the 5% of people in Arizona who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 11 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 3% of people in Florida who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 29 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5.5% of people in Michigan who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 16 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5% of people in New Hampshire who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 4 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 3.3% of people in Pennsylvania who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 20 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5.7% of people in Wisconsin who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, thatâs 10 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
Total, that is 90 electoral votes. As I type this, Hillary needs 61 to win.
Please just let that sink in for a second.Â
Hillary wouldâve been elected right now, at this very moment, if instead of you protesting your vote, had just voted for her. She would  EASILY be President.Â
You KNEW 3rd party candidates didnât stand a chance. You were told. But instead, you had to vote for them anyways, and guess what?
You screwed us over. Congratulations.
I hope that feeding your âboth candidates are badâ superiority complex is worth a Trump presidency.Â
This is dumb. You think everyone who voted third party would have voted for Hillary? Thatâs naive for you to think that. They could have easily voted for trump. America needs to get out of the two party system and this is a step in the right direction. Now the 15,000 votes that went to Harambe you can be mad all you want.
Not only naive to think that third party voters would have voted for Hillary instead of Trump otherwise, apparently these people donât give a shit about democracy or freedom of choice. They will praise it as the peopleâs will when they win, but diss it and blame other people of free will that werenât on their side when they lose.
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Originally posted by apotterthing
Iâve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary
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REACH
lets call her Hillareach ClintonÂ
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Um guys Hillary Clintonâs love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and sheâs really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenosÂ
So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but itâs definitely what sheâs doing.
this is not a new thing
she is just really really into peppers
OK me pulling receipts for Hillaryâs love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but Iâve found some more: but hereâs her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official tripsÂ
And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone.Â
hillary hot sauce receipts
never thought Iâd read the sentence âHillary Clintonâs love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way backâ
Hillary needs to stop trying to present herself as everybodyâs cool grandma and start presenting herself as the stone cold bitch whoâs gonna make uncomfortable, unbroken eye contact with Putin as she unblinkingly bites into a raw habanero
reblogging for that last comment
chubby but mathematically perfect
Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans youâd need to drink it
Ok I had to search a bit, but itâs apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then thatâs a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there arenât enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness
what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldnât just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?Â
possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich
The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.
1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.
this is good, but again, this doesnât take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.
There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasnât stopped raining since Roman times.
You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.
the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem⊠someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?
The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Â Loch Nessâ surface area is 56 square kilometers. Â If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Â Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.
that sounds doable! our goal is now clear
ok but why tho?
if you can think of a better way to find Nessie Iâd love to hear it
Iâm sorry butâŠthat isnât going to cut it, guys.
Itâs not just rainfall directly over Loch Ness that ends up in Loch Ness; itâs rainfall over the whole catchment area (called a watershed in American English), which is apparently 1775km2, and works out at 3.03 extra litres per person per day (assuming 7.3 billion).
Still, itâs only 1.7 billion people needed every day to keep on top of the problem, leaving the remaining 5.6 billion people needing 102 days to take care of the reservoir.
Thereâs also the inflow from the tributaries to the Loch. Some of this - the rainfall - will already be included in the rainfall. Any ground sources (springs) will be extra on top of that, though, and I canât find any useful data on those.
âBrown eyes are so plain and ugly you canât even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-â
Stop.
Carnelian
Cairngorm
Cassiterite
Smoky Quartz
Zircon (brown)
Citrine
Diaspore
Dravite
Enstatite
Hessonite
Thatâs not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems theyâre a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one.Â
finally i know how to describe my ocâs carnelian orbs
Plus the great range of fancy brown (champagne, cognac, and chocolate) diamonds:
and the range of amber:
topaz:
garnet:
tigerâs eye:
god there are so many beautiful brown gems, describe your orbs with care and precision
Whenever I read up on Norse myths Iâm all âWHOA VIKINGS WERE WEIRDâ. And then I go to AO3 and see a dolphin AU and realise they arenât weird, theyâre just like us.
And now Iâm imagining a thousand years ago, some women around a fire, and one of themâs all âAnd then Loki and AngrboĂ°a had another baby, and this one was a massive snake.âÂ
And the second is all âUGH, HILDA, NO. That sounds ridiculous. Loki would never cheat on Sigyn.â
And Hildaâs all âWhatever, Ingrid: no concrit! Donât like, donât read! But you write Loki completely OOC, he doesnât care about Sigyn at all! Sheâs so boring anyway. Heâs a trickster. Heâs way too busy having sex to give a shit about.â
âNO WAY HE LOVES HER.â
âIf you keep going on about your OTP Iâm going to make him fuck a horse next time. And heâll be the one having the babies!â
And Ingrid stomps off to write about Loki and Sigyn having beautiful, meaningful sex where they stare lovingly at each other.Â
And then a third woman is all, âHilda all your fic is about Lokiâs dick. Why donât you write about women occasionally??â
And Hilda is like, âUgh, Brigida, write your own.â
And then Brigida is all, âFINE, I WILL. AND IâM GIVING HEIMDALL NINE MOMS.â
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so apparently while PadmĂ©âs handmaidens were training in âhandmaiden bootcampâ, PadmĂ© went and joined in on the training pretending to be a handmaiden too to get to know the girls better, and then later revealed herself to actually be Queen Amidala so basically âhi iâm padmĂ© the radar technicianâ
#i heard padme had an 8 pack (via @lostacanthus)
Iâm crying
But pretending to be the Queen was one of the major jobs of a handmaiden so:
I bet there was at least one handmaiden who looked at her when she revealed herself and said, âOh, yeah, Iâm Queen Amidala too. Weâre all Queen Amidala. Thatâs why weâre here.â and then was immediately promoted to top handmaiden for A+ skepticism.
My interwebz is down so I figured Iâd go ahead and post this up. Iâm really proud of this. For my Screen Design class, we had to take a fairytale and retell it in however we wanted in storyboard form. I chose the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Just as a heads-up, Iâve replaced the bears with Ursa Major/Ursa Minor, the constellation based on a bear.
I could always tell the story myself, but I figured I should let the art do the talking and only answer questions if youâre curious about it. The only hint Iâll give is to pay attention to the faces of the characters. ;D
This sucker took me 3 days to work on. Iâm dead, man. ;_;
no. you didnât justâŠÂ
NO IM NOT CRYING YOUâRE CRYING
This is not fine.
