so this is fear

opens my rune wallet and sees a single kindred of rot, curled up, asleep

rscreaming "Shut the Fuck Up" over and over again at my secretary as he slowly morphs into a lunar assassin and only makes me angrier

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

when weird al does Albequerque live at shows, a) its about 50% longer overall and b) this bit gets extended to be about 3 minutes long

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees