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Dear various gods and entities, please let Gritty join them.

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i once read an urban fantasy series where neanderthals had been genetically re-engineered and now existed as low-class citizens working menial jobs. There’s a Neanderthal Rights Movement and everything. it’s not even part of the plot, it’s just occasionally mentioned.
and that was the moment i realized writers really can do whatever the fuck they want
OH THANK THE GODS* I have been half-ass trying for three hours to figure what I want to reread next (because New Things Are Too Hard Right Now) and Thursday Next is perfect because it's been, like, a decade. YES. THANK.
*belatedly realized I should actually just literally thank gaud but you know what here we are
abandoning all other philosophies to become a hedonist. I no longer having political views I only exist in a continual state of gluttony & slothhood
New roommates and I just collectively referred to our apartment as "The Slut Hut and Variety Meat Emporium," so I guess you could say I'm happy about moving here.
25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
This is an eerily accurate description of every facility social event I attended as a teacher, especially those last two years. And I'm not being metaphorical, this is... This is just reality.

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Literally every day I see memes and tweets and posts about people dying, cutting, or shaving their hair before of mental illness or breakdowns.
Is... Is that why people think I'm stable? Y'all think you can rely on my mental health to be solid because I have long, virgin hair? Have I accidentally tricked everyone into thinking I'm more functional than I am just because.... Oh, dear. Oops.
Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.
COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *
I’m really glad you included EVS, sanitation workers, and other professions that people often forget. 💕💕💕
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I’VE SEEN THAT INCLUDES VETERINARY WORKERS. THANK YOU!!! 🐾🐾🐾
me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart
me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe
Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.
Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch
Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

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To honor Chadwick Boseman, remember what he stood for and fight for it.
the oversaturated golddigger trope gets pretty gross under examination…when u remember how it’s only been a few decades since women have had any realistic sort of opportunity of earning a steady middle-class income through their own labor (still only true in certain countries & demographics),,, and how pay still isn’t equal,,,and how for the vast majority of thousands of years of human history (with rare but real exceptions in certain culture) the only real shot at financial freedom most women could hope for was the death of a husband, which may or may not finally allow her to own and control her own property,,,,,, like we get it already, women are greedy whores who are out for all they can get, shame on her for wanting a man for his money as opposed to huge badonkadonks come up with a new stereotype
This is exactly why I hate the gold digger trope.
In my country married women were seen as legally incapable until 1956! My own grandmothers were considered incapable of making financial and legal decisions!
To open up fucking bank account your husband had to give you a damned permission slip.
So as women your options were to either a) not marry (and as you can imagine, not a lot of career opportunities)
Or marry someone who is more well of than you so he wouldn’t leave you high and dry when he kicked the bucket.
How weird that some women would pick option B…
I don’t know what country you’re from but I’m american and it was pretty much the same:
Women in the U.S. couldn’t have their own bank accounts until the 1960s, or their own credit cards until 1974.
States could (and did) bar women from serving on juries until 1973.
Seek medical care without the permission/presence of a male guardian, until the 1970s I’m told.
Women didn’t have the legal right to refuse to have sex with their husbands. Really. Rape committed by one’s husband wasn’t legally recognized as rape until the 1970s. And wasn’t even fully criminalized until 1993. Today, martial rape it’s still rarely prosecuted, and many women still have to choose between leaving abusive partners and risking homelessness.
Get a divorce without jumping through hoops, and possibly moving to California. The first No Fault Divorce law (which mean you weren’t required to prove in court that your spouse had broken your marriage laws) was only passed in California in 1969. It wasn’t adopted in all states until 2010.
Obtain equal cost healthcare until 2010. It was totally legal to discriminate based on sex when it came to charging people for healthcare, so guess who paid more. And is still paying more, while having unequal access: 1 2 3 .
Receive equal pay for equal work until… wait, we still don’t have that one.
Please note that none of these battles are over. These were turning points, but american women today still lack equal access to all of these rights, and states have fought back against these laws with many levels of success, delaying national progress by decades.
NEVER let anyone use the existence of Sex Discrimination laws, the Civil Rights Act, or recent (hard-won) gains in LGBTQ+ legal rights, as proof that sexism, racism, and queer discrimination are not alive and thriving, both within and outside of the law. The burden still very much remains on the minority individual.
Bold of you to assume Ben Shapiro knows what to do with a vagina.
And we're just... Just skipping right over "a la Susan B. Anthony" like that? Really?
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
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Big yikes
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

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When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.
I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.
Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.
“My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.“
Meirl
I'm moving out tomorrow (again) and honestly I love my parents so much, and they're wonderful, and I'm DEEPLY thankful that I have them as a safety net, especially in this circumstance. And also I can't wait to get out and go be a real person again.