odin is like āwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellā
Oưinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ćorās birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itās so beautiful.Ā
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skƶnt gyllene
Dagen Tor fƶddes
PĆ„ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
DƤr lƄg Loke
āKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torās birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandĀ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Ā
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itĀ
Sólin skein, bjƶrt og gullin viư fƦưingu Ćórs Ć” stĆgnum viư Taco Bell Ćar lĆ” Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skĆøn og gylden
PĆ„ dagen for Tors fĆødsel
PĆ„ asfalten ved Taco Bell
DƩr lƄ Loke
āLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)ā
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
@incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
This post killed and resurrected me three times
Found it! At last I found this post!!
the bredlik version at the end. Iām ded. lool
(has anybody done it in Elvish yet? because I would transliterate it into Tengwar in a heartbeat.)



















