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Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

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MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!
WONDERFUL NEWS!!
NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!
What a wonderful thing for our girls!!!
How so? How can it affect them? 🤨
My dear Merian! You must know I am thinking of his reblogging from one of them!
Is that his design in blogging here?
Design? nonsense, how can you write so! But it is very likely that he may reblog from one of them, and therefore you must follow him as soon as his blog is online.
I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may follow him, or they may follow him by themselves, which perhaps will be still better for them, for as you are as clever as any of them he might reblog most from you of the party.
My dear, you flatter me. I certainly HAVE had my share of cleverness, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up mutuals, she ought to give over thinking of her own reblog counts.
In such cases, a woman has not often much of a reblog count to think of.
I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought
And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest
And I understood
What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way
BC, Canada:
Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.
Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.
It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.
Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados
Rural Illinois, USA:
One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you
No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.
There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.
Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church
Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.
My favorite part is the sink.
@art-that-fucks-you-up-tournament oh my god
You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

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Avengers: Doomsday dir. Joe Russo, Anthony Russo | 2026
I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful
live shot of me recognizing a very applicable truth
I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real

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White Muslin Spencer, English, 1813-15
From Kerry Taylor Auctions
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
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Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say
"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.
Thor: man of Spiders, why does Mr Barnes posses an animal?
Peter: it's his therapy cat, why?
Thor, confused: why does he require an animal to get therapy?
Peter, laughing: No- no- no, it helps his recovery, she's his emotional support cat, she's there for comfort and to help him-
Thor, cutting him off: interesting, many thanks.
That evening, Thor makes his way through the tower holding a small kitten.
Thor knock on Lokis door: brother, open the door.
Loki, from inside his room: why must I do that?
Thor: I have a gift for you.
Loki, suspicious: why?
Thor: man of spiders informed me of healing animals.
Loki opens the door, Thor stands there with a black kitten and hands it over to them.
Thor: you have seen many horrors, this creature will help you recover.
Loki, now holding the cat: How will thsi help- I don't need this Thor, take it back.
Thor: I cannot, you need it and I was told they help. Farewell brother.
Thor leaves, Loki sits on thier bed holding the small cat who looks up at them.
Loki, holding back tears: I will cherish you forever.
Dress, French, c. 1871
The MET Museum

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i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies