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The marauders in Sirius's new car

Peter: ROUNDABOUT SIRIUS!

Sirius: Egh! Give way to the fucking left- stupid old muggle.

James: i think it's the right mate,

Sirius: Is it? Oh wait yea that does sound familiar.

The group is trying to have a party with alcohol in the Gryffindor dorms.

Regulus, walking in on them: What's that?

Sirius: Fuck off.

Regulus: What you got there?

Sirius: And again fuck off.

Regulus: You are in such shit.

Sirius: That's a hatrick- fuck off!

Sirius, trying to get out of an argument.

Sirius: Oh I'm gonna have to go- ive got a missed call from Ralph Lauren.

Peter, looking at James: It didn't even ring, did it?

The group is in their final year.

James: I think I'm gonna be a dad.

Remus: James, you have to fuck a girl for that to happen.

James: Ik, I did it with Lily in hogsmead, and now she's pregnant.

Peter: What did if feel like?

James: It's alright.

Them camping.

Remus: Is that my fold up table on the fire, AND MY PICNIC BASKET?

Peter: I thought you said look for things to burn?

Remus: wood- burn fucking wood, NOT MY STUFF.

Sirius throwing a chair onto the fire.

Remus: What are you doing?

Sirius: The fires going down!

Light, sitting on his cell after forgetting everything: Ryuzaki, I can assure you that I'm not Kira. I have nothing to hide.

L, over speaker: Light I dont believe you, but we have a lie detector hooked up to you- now are you Kira?

Light, not lying: No, of course I'm not Kira.

L, now really confused: okay, now I'm extremely lost- Light, i need you to inform us of your biggest secret- and we'll know if you're lying.

Light, without hesitation as he is no longer Kira and has nothing too bad to hide: What, that I'm gay?

L, realising that everything Light has been doing makes more sense if he were gay. The looks, the prolonged silence, the constant thinking, and the twos chemistry always felt sexually charged: damn it.

L, now talking to Lights dad: it seems your son is not Kira, all of the evidence... may just be a coincidence.

Mr Yagami, really confused: you're going to drop it just like that? What did my son say?

L, embarrassed: your son is in love with me.

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Light learnt how to bake L's favourite cake. After he died, Light always made them on the anniversary of his death.

Light studies with classical music, L hates it and tries to find ways to weave in different songs- but Light always notices.

Light wears L's shirts to bed. They are the perfect fit for him, L thinks it's really attractive.

They do the word searches in daily newspaper, EVERY morning.

L only lets Light cut his hair because he does exactly what he tells him to.

They always get out for dinner on Fridays so they can talk about work from the week in one go.

They kept the handcuffs and used them again.

L listens to his music without headphones, and it drives Light crazy. The two often have loads of different songs on as they are trying to drown the other out.

Whenever they have arguments, they sit down and try to talk it out. Whoever shouts has to put money into a jar for the other to use.

Light always comes home with treats whenever they argued in the morning, L causes arguments just to get the sweets.

They like to play mariocart, L's avatar is Bowser, and Light's is Luigi. L always wins, Light thinks he cheats (too which he does).

Peter would do all his work and start wandering around, and he'd think he was left alone in the Avengers tower. So he's running around and doing all of his poses on the wall, testing his webs, and just leaving his stuff all over the halls.

As he's an hour into his shenanigans, he decides he goes to use the bathroom and Bucky's in there doing skincare.

The two are terrified that someone else was in the tower and they didn't realise, Peter starts apologising for walking in on him, and Bucky is just confused about who he is.

Tony standing at the kitchen counter, his coffee all over the floor: ...dad?

Later on, Peter comes home from school and sees Tony still in the kitchen: Mr Stark? Are you okay- what's wrong? Did something happen?

Tony, still lost for words who's been standing in the same spot all day: I'm your dad now.

Peter, confused: What? Where did this come from. You can't just be my dad-

Tony, walking over to him and putting his hand on his shoulder: Don't talk back to me son, now go do your homework.

Peter, all giddy: okay dad!

Imagine him being a normal teenager who is struggling to keep on top of his upcoming exams and his confusing friendship with Geto.

But he's randomly bitten by a spider. Suddenly, his senses are driving him crazy.

His normal vision now feels like he's seeing what six eyes would see, but he's seeing it through two. He'd be forced to wear a blindfold to stop the overstimulation, and it would cause Geto to think about him being Spiderman.

He'd have to modify his mask to have a mesh layer that would help him see, and his suit would be blue and inspired by the 'Gooty Sapphire Tarantula'. (He would ALWAYS wear joggers over his suit).

Geto would be his Harry Odborn, so they're doomed.

I'd like to imagine that Light doesn't like apples, as time goes on, and he grows to hate them. However, as he buys them in mass for Ryuk, L believes they are his favourite food. As the two get closer, Light thinks that L is using the apples to prove he's Kira, but L is just buying them as he using them to get closer to Light.

Peter: it's his therapy cat, why?

Thor, confused: why does he require an animal to get therapy?

Peter, laughing: No- no- no, it helps his recovery, she's his emotional support cat, she's there for comfort and to help him-

Thor, cutting him off: interesting, many thanks.

That evening, Thor makes his way through the tower holding a small kitten.

Thor knock on Lokis door: brother, open the door.

Loki, from inside his room: why must I do that?

Thor: I have a gift for you.

Loki, suspicious: why?

Thor: man of spiders informed me of healing animals.

Loki opens the door, Thor stands there with a black kitten and hands it over to them.

Thor: you have seen many horrors, this creature will help you recover.

Loki, now holding the cat: How will thsi help- I don't need this Thor, take it back.

Thor: I cannot, you need it and I was told they help. Farewell brother.

Thor leaves, Loki sits on thier bed holding the small cat who looks up at them.

He used to wear cheap Iron Man merch to sleep. After Tony comes into his life, he wore plain shirts out of fear of him finding out.

He watches interior design documentaries about the Avengers tower so when he first goes there, he knows his way round and Tony was scared he'd been stalking him.

He carries around a small notebook with facts about Tony, suit ideas, and one liners he took from Tony to say to criminals.

Before she died, Aunt May found his spidersuit while cleaning and she thought he was a cosplayer, she bought him tickets to a convention and he went in his suit.

He lost a spiderman lookalike competition.

He doodles spiderwebs on the corners of his notebooks, along with the Iron Man helmet.

He lets spiders into the tower as he feels like killing them was similar to a human killing another human.

He has brown eyes, but after he was bitten the centre went green as it grows as he gets older, only Tony noticed.

Has an Iron Man fan page with thousands of followers (Tony is aware of, but Peter doesn't know he knows).

He accidentally wears his suit to school a lot, and Tony has to ask him before he leaves in the mornings.

Coffee and energy drinks make him incredibly tired, whenever hes in the labs too long, Tony will give him coffee so he'll go to sleep.

He always does his homework as soon as it's set, but he never hands it in on time.

Listens to gothic bands whislt revising (they are recommended by Geto).

Wears a vast collection of grandpa jumpers in the winter, but in summer only wears plain black or white shirts.

He is long-sighted and never realised that until he was 13, he's always worn the same frames.

He always pushes his glasses up with his middle finger.

Whenever someone is 'smarter' than him, he learns their hobbies just to one-up them.

He eats lunch in the music room, he hates the canteen and all the people.

He always gets valentines cards, but never opens them and instead gives them back.

He has been going out with Geto since he was 15, and the two are only separated in class.

He always the last one out of his class due to having to tidy up loads of pens and books.

He writes in black ink and has awful handwriting.

He hates overhead headphones as they mess up his hair, he wears airpods.

Rips out pages of his school books and pins them to his wall for what he calls 'revision'.

Either reads 24/7 or hasn't touched a book in months.

Wears outdated band shirts where the printing is falling off, he layers them with white long sleved shirts.

Would read comics in lessons, but would always get caught.

VERY chatty, anyone next to his has to move due to his constant need to talk.

He'd wear black Converse that have never been cleaned and are falling apart, hes to attached to them to replace them.

Never does this homework on time, it's always 1 to 2 weeks late, (and its never done well).

Writes in blue ink, or pencil.

Gets told off for drawing on his work every lesson.

His notes are covered in post-it notes that he's doodled on due to not being able to date freely.