banana vore corner

doomscrolling thru the weather app

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

no woman can resist the dance of the mad jester

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar