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Is it odd that I find this comforting? At the end of the day, I'm just a speck of dust, loved by God. And nothing else seems to matter much in light of that.

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Categorizing people by their lack of sexual desire is just as dehumanizing as defining them by their type of sexual desire, by the way.
specifically if you're a christian, identifying as "ace" or "demiromantic" or "straight" is still defining yourself by sexual identity. And affirming the idea that other sexual "identities" are good and normal.
this applies to introducing yourself as "she/her" or "he/him" too, online or in person.
Using the terms/system is affirming the beliefs behind the terms/system.
This post is brought to you by my current non-fiction read, Diarmaid MacCulloch's magisterial The Reformation: Europe's House Divided, 1490-1700, which I've been nibbling through all year, with some assistance from Witchcraft by Charles Williams. Without more ado: Here are some things you might not have known about the history of witches and witch trials...
1. Witch hunts and executions were NOT a medieval phenomenon
Throughout the European Middle Ages, official church policy actually strongly discouraged witch trials and accusations of witchcraft! The rationale for this was simple commonsense: discourage belief in witchcraft, and fewer people will want to practice it. You can see this attitude, for instance, in the twelfth century chronicler Ernoul's account of a crusader army lynching a presumed witch on their way to the disastrous battle of Hattin: "I must tell you about an incident involving the men of the host, even though it seems foolish and the Holy Church has forbidden people to believe it." This commonsense attitude only began to change with the publication in 1486 of a controversial new book, the Malleus Maleficiarum or Hammer of Witches, which took the whole idea of witchcraft way too seriously and touched off a spate of witch trials throughout the 1500s and 1600s - not the Middle Ages, but the Renaissance.Â
Yet, in the popular imagination, witch hunts are firmly associated with the Middle Ages. Not because it's true, but because everyone thinks of the Renaissance as a time of enlightenment and progress, while everyone thinks the Middle Ages were a time of superstition and brutality. So, obviously, the witch trials couldn't have happened when they actually happened - they had to have been medieval, right?
2. Witch hunts were NOT a patriarchal tool of oppression against women.
"We are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" is a feminist T-shirt slogan that reimagines the witch hunts as a way for patriarchal society to repress strong women, but the truth is a lot more nuanced. Let me acknowledge upfront that the Renaissance saw a lot of vile invective poured out against women - case in point, John Knox's 1558 diatribe The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women, or the dozens of equally poisonous works cited by Arcangela Tarabotti in her 1654 masterpiece, Paternal Tyranny. It's also true that across southern and western Europe, many more women were executed as witches than men, and most of these women were older widows. This, however, arguably happened not because this demographic was seen as a threat, but because in a patriarchal, misogynistic society, women who had no husband or father to look out for them were uniquely vulnerable to malicious accusations...a huge volume of which were also made against men, many of whom - for example the French nobleman and serial killer Gilles de Rais - were executed. In fact, on the borders of the continent - Scandinavia, the Balkans, and Russia - longstanding traditions of male shamanism meant that in these regions, more men were executed for witchcraft, than women!Â
3. Not all the people prosecuted as witches WERE in fact innocent.
The helpful herbwoman accused of witchcraft is a common trope, but the truth is that among the thousands of people tortured into false confessions, there were definitely plenty of people who, like Gilles de Rais actually had acted with full malice aforethought. I'll also mention that certain specific crimes were considered both legally and culturally to be a form of witchcraft, and one of those specific crimes was poisoning. In fact, on three separate occasions during the reigns of Henry VI and James I in England, and Louis XIV in France, authorities uncovered conspiracies in which high-ranking nobles hired poisoner/witches to attack their enemies and promote their own political interests. Similarly, in central Europe there was a bizarre form of witchcraft known as "greasing", which involved smearing animals or buildings with specially formulated ointments which the practitioners believed would spread the dreaded Black Death - the plague which wiped out between 30-50% of the entire population during the fourteenth century and recurred periodically thereafter. Although "greasing", like many other forms of witchcraft, didn't actually work, it was still a pretty disturbing expression of homicidal intent.
4. Some authorities DID write and speak against the witch trials
Some Renaissance writers and authorities did, in fact, take after their more level-headed medieval forbears. Johann Weyer was a Dutch physician and demonologist who, although he believed in the existence of demons, maintained that they could only create illusions. If they could only create illusions, then witchcraft was not actually effective, and if witchcraft didn't actually work, then anyone who claimed to practice it was simply mentally disturbed. One of Weyer's books, published in the mid-1500s, convinced the German town of Bremen to put a stop to witchcraft trials altogether. In Navarre, the Inquisitor Alonso de Salazar Frias reviewed thousands of witchcraft trials that had taken place from 1609-1610 and bluntly concluded, "I have not found the slightest evidence from which to infer that a single act of witchcraft has actually occurred." The Spanish Inquisition, in fact, was generally a world leader in stopping the witchcraft trials. Another Dutch minister, Balthazar Bekker, wrote an even more influential book in 1695, The World Bewitched, which drew on Cartesian thought to argue that the devil wasn't real and neither was witchcraft. His views on demons got him in hot water with the church authorities, but his book proved influential nevertheless, influencing authorities across Germany - historically the epicentre of the witch trials - to put a stop to the practice altogether.
5. The Salem witch trials, bad as they were, helped make witch trials impossible for the future
In America, the Salem witch trials of 1692-3 resulted in the deaths or executions of 25 people. While this event has justly become a cautionary tale about mass hysteria, injustice, and religious extremism, it was orders of magnitude less lethal than the similar witch hunts that happened in Europe a century earlier, of which the Salem trials were a colonial offshoot. What made the Salem trials unique in the history of witch trials was the rapidity with which the New England community repented of them. In 1696-7, just four years after the trials, the authorities who had prosecuted them, including the jurors who had returned the guilty verdicts, officially took the blame and asked forgiveness for "the late Tragedy, raised among us by Satan and his Instruments". This must have been pretty revolutionary, to recognise that Satan had indeed been at work in the community...not among the accused "witches", but among their accusers. A public fast of penitence was proclaimed and by 1711 the guilty verdicts had been officially overturned and financial compensation issued to the families of the deceased. Between Bekker's Enlightenment arguments, and the public repentance of the Salem community, the age of witch trials was ended across most of Europe.
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but on the real though, here is your guide to assyrian rice preparation from your friendly neighborhood assyrian:
start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)
measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.
remember that your great-great-uncleâs recipe says it should be soaked overnight.
become consumed with despair.
decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.
remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit.Â
once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but thatâs how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.
now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. youâve fucked up immeasurably.Â
take a minute to dwell upon your failings.
grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.
pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if youâve just fucked up.Â
melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.
put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until itâs done.
remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you donât need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)
CONSUME THE RICE.
realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen.Â
put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.
for the rest of the evening, think fondly of how much rice you have in the fridge now and how many meals it will supplement, refusing to acknowledge that you will almost certainly eat the rest of it in a few hours for a midnight meal.
i really played myself with this post huh. every time it gets a note i start wanting rice.
for anyone who wants it, here is my familyâs actual recipe for assyrian baked rice:
1lb / approx. 2 â cups basmati rice (any long-grain rice will do)
3 tbsp salt
8 tbsp / 1 stick butter (you can reduce this if you donât want to have a heart attack)
Put the rice in a pot and cover it in cold water and salt. Let it soak overnight. (If you donât have the time to soak it, rinse the rice with cold water until it runs clear.)
Edit: The reason you want to soak basmati and other aromatic rice before cooking is to preserve more acetylpyrroline, the compound that gives aromatic rice its characteristic scent and flavor. Soaking rice allows the grains to absorb water, which reduces the cooking time, which means less time for the acetylpyrroline to cook off. Itâll still taste pretty good if you canât do this, but you donât want âpretty goodâ, you want mind-blowing, so for that perfect flavor youâll want to soak your rice overnight. The soaking process also washes away the layer of starch on the outside of the rice, which allows the grains to separate rather than sticking together; this is why you want to rinse your rice thoroughly if you donât have time to soak it.
Preheat your oven to 325°.
Boil three quarts of water in a separate pot. Once itâs at a fast boil, drain the rice and add it to the water. Boil for 5-7min or until one grain tastes half-cooked, but not soft. Pour the rice into a colander and rinse with cold water.
Edit: This step also helps get rid of any remaining starch on your grains, for perfectly separated rice. If your colander or strainer has large holes, you can put a paper towel/cheesecloth/clean dishcloth on the inside in order to drain your rice. Pour carefully if youâre using a paper towel, though, and put a bowl underneath your colander; I once lost a heartbreaking amount of rice when my paper towel got oversaturated and tore open.
Liberally grease the bottom of your baking pan with some of your butter. Pour the rice on top. Melt the rest of the butter in the microwave and pour on top of the rice.
Bake for 45min. (If you like, cover the rice for part or all of the baking time, but I find it gets less crispy on top if you do this.) Shake the pan a couple times during baking to ensure that the butter distributes throughout the entire dish.
Eat.
Serves four. Can easily be scaled up if needed (or down, but why would you do that?). Best enjoyed with a nice cup of chai.
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As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it
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I feel like as an old man I just need to start doing write-ups on these types of things because no school teaches you anything close to this anymore.
Types of Washer:
Front-load: Better cleaning efficiency, gentler on fabrics, uses less water and energy. Downsides: door seals can mildew, must bend to load/unload, generally pricier.
Top-load (impeller): Faster cycles, easier loading, cheaper upfront. Uses more water, may be harsher on clothes.
Top-load (agitator): Good at removing stains, but tougher on fabrics and water-intensive. Mostly phased out in newer models.
Recommendation: If you can find a top-load with agitator within your price range that will fit where you plant to place it: go for it. Front-load looks better, but unless you're running it all of the time it will mildew and the cost is usually not worth that.
Capacity: Look past the cubic ft (or kilograms if you're not in the US), consider how often you do the laundry, how many people will be doing the laundry, and what you expect to be washing.
Recommendation: Aim for 4.0-4.5cu/ft (14-15.75kg), that's a nice happy medium that can do both light and heavy loads without much issue.
Options & Features:
Steam cleaning (sanitizes, reduces allergens)
Quick wash (for lightly soiled items)
Delicates/gentle cycles
Sanitize/high-temp options (good for baby clothes or gym gear)
Automatic soil sensors adjust water/time
Recommendation: Avoid gimmicks you won't touchâextra screens or specialty modes add cost without benefit if unused. Your washing machine doesn't need wifi, bluetooth, or voice commands. It's just more stuff to break.
Brands & Reliability:
This section is a little harder, personally I go with Bosch, Speed Queen, or GE Profile; but depending on where you are and your budget you might not be able to afford them. That being said, an ex of mine worked for an appliance warranty company that serviced multiple brands and they always said one thing: We're never getting a Samsung or LG, they have more warranty repairs than any other brand even accounting for their popularity.
I hope this helps someone who's looking for their first washing machine.