Everyone be like “omg i really want to see the trophy room scene” or “i want to see the mirror scene” but all i want to see is Shane playing with Ilya’s ass 🥹
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Everyone be like “omg i really want to see the trophy room scene” or “i want to see the mirror scene” but all i want to see is Shane playing with Ilya’s ass 🥹

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Heated Rivalry, p. 137
Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01
is it normal to want to cry at this image
well of course the plane almost crashed…. The dog from air bud was flying it, Shane….

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A bold feminist retelling of the long game plane crash scare
And its the same plot but they mention the pilot is a woman
shane's implied costco membership
Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles
The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.
But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!
I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.
I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.
do you ever think about how during the cottage fuckstruck spooning sex Shane holds Ilya’s hair like he’s trying to ratatouille him. enough small talk big boy now fuck me
Ilya Rozanov will be the world's first male top to get pregnant from topping his husband

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you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app
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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”
— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times
after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph
Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:
“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”

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forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.
Ilya’s kissing Shane and saying ya tebya lyublyu and Shane doesn’t even know what he’s saying but he’s smiling like oh we’re kissing now yay