Tamblr

it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions

While that Shrek scene is one of the best, I do feel some villains would survive the unionizing. Gru, for one, would have been fine even as a bad guy since he was still a good boss. Megamind would absolutely let Minion unionize, even if the union was just Minion.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s backup dancers are canonically unionized iirc

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

Well apparently he's fucking grumpy

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

THE GIF

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

THE GIF

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

Jesus fuck….toxic is forever gonna be a bop

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

Jesus fuck….toxic is forever gonna be a bop