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WE'RE GOING BACK TO ZHALFIRRODIN!!!

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

I'm a kind of permanent you can target.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

I am a weird pervert and also I’m very sensitive and I’m a coward. and I’m ugly. but jesus christ am I good as fuck at Slay the Spire

Sexualize a Robot.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

U don’t even know about the gentle moment my ocs shared that one time in my mind

if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’