who died and made me the DM?

Thinkin about that one whaler who complained about his shipmates in his journal being like ‘no one on this ship reads educational books, no one reads the bible, everyone only wants pencils so they can draw ships and obscene pictures’ and I’m just like…..where are they….where are the dirty drawings this fellow was complaining about…I wanna see some 19th century whaler’s amateur pornographic scribbles so bad WHERE ARE THEY?

my ideal form

many of you weren't on the internet in the days before voice chat, before youtube, and don't know what it was like to hear someone roll the dice on pronouncing 'meme' out loud in real life. I heard mem. I heard mee-mee. I heard maim. I heard may-may. you weren't there you don't understand.

brains say, "I know a spot" and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other

I showed my mom this post and she immediately said that would have been a great shirt for her and infant onesie for me

So sorry you have brainrot; mine is growing new leaves, roots, et cetera