Kereea Says Unionize

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we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

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At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

Damn the prosecution in this case is such a freaking cluster fuck

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

I had a history teacher in college who once casually commented to the class during the morning coffee break "you ever want to lose money? keep horses."

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

[Image one: Screencap from an Art Fight page with several text boxes. The first text box is in red and reads, "You have been banned from Art Fight and cannot access this page." The second text box is in blue and reads, "There is a new post!" The page itself reads "Banned: You cannot access this page because you have been banned from participating in Art Fight." A gray text box reads: "Ban type: Permanent. Reason: Denial of genocide. Art Fight aims to be a safe place for all users. Hateful or discriminatory content and behavior is prohibited." Image two: Screencap of OP's Discord profile; their profile picture is a light-skinned person with long black hair, the artist is ADHDnoJutsu ( adhdnojutsu ), their linktree is adhdnojutsu, and their handle is listed as Manga Artist for Hire with a Magen David emoji at the start; OP has drawn an arrow pointing to the star and labeled it "genocide denial" in quotes, as that is literally the only possible thing on the screencap that could be interpreted as anything like the stated reason for the ban. End ID.]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

Like, yeah, King will have literal space aliens making pop culture references that only old men from small-town Maine would plausibly make; however, I have seen the kinds of novels that people who spent their twenties on Tumblr write, and there is also a very definite sense of time and place.

I fully understand that this is misguided nostalgia speaking, but I think we lost something when the influence of the Rankin/Bass Hobbit fell out of cultural currency and cartoon dragons stopped having inexplicable Texan accents.

I still love grouchy cat dragon with lantern eyes.

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

Andrew Johnson is why the Confederates were never punished. Lincoln's assassination was unfortunately very helpful to the south.

Lincoln also didn't want to do anything because he felt it would cause further division. So...