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I hate explaining dog whistles to white people because they look at you like you're a goddamn conspiracy theorist. Like Lord forbid bigotry is more subtle than someone shouting "I HATE (INSERT SLUR)" to an oppressed person's face and violently beating the shit out of them.
And they'll go full Cirque du Soleil to explain why it's totally not.
I donât usually do this, but Iâm putting a user on blast. Hereâs the full text conversation that I had with âkillpetitprincess1â:
I probably should have blocked them much earlier, but I was morbidly curious about how they would dig in. In the end, they blocked me, possibly because I suggested that I might share these screenshots, but more likely because they didnât get a harassment ally out of me and decided to move on to another target. Iâd strongly recommend that everyone block and report this account.
Actually, I should probably include this in a reblog in addition to in the comments:
Having talked to the person who was the initial target of this interaction, this user is apparently a serial block evader, a la the infamous Oxford comma guy â they create numerous blogs, spinning up new ones almost daily, for the expressed purpose of harassing a handful of people whose media preferences they hate, often with violent rape threats.
If you see any user with a username that seems to be a variant on this username who is engaging in anything that looks similar to this conversation, I would ask you to please report them, and specifically note that they are block evading. Tumblr staff is typically slow to act in these sorts of situations, and itâs a bit of a game of wack-a-mole, but many quick reports whenever this user spins up a new account could potentially help push them in the direction of an IP ban or similar.
I don't know the first thing about Hazbin Hotel except that it's a cartoon with an art style that reminds me vaguely of Invader Zim, but I will, for the sake of the bit, accept what this person says at face value about it. It's a rapey and transphobic show. Very good, that's the premise, we'll roll with that. Now:
Why is this person not going after Game of Thrones fans? It was a hell of a lot bigger than Hazbin Hotel, and, well, two words: Red Wedding.
Why is this person not going after Harry Potter fans--to the extent that they think a random fan nobody outside that fandom has ever heard of is worse than someone actively funneling billions of dollars into anti-trans legislation? Even if you take Rowling completely out of the equation, the Potter books contain sexual assault, severe bullying, and so, so many kinds of bigotry.
Why is this person not going after American Gods fans? Entirely aside from being written by Neil Gaiman, the book's plot hinges on unexamined violence toward women.
More to the point:
Why is this person not calling the CREATORS to task?
The answer is simple:
It's fandom wank. That's all it is and all it ever was.
This is someone who wants to be a bully and found a way to do so that some people will find acceptable.
I don't watch the "Hellverse" shows, either (its just not my kind of show; rather more swearing than I enjoy), but I have seen stuff about them.
The first was Hazbin Hotel, which was "Charlie, princess of Hell, is tired of the angels coming down to purge the souls of sinners when they get to a high enough level, so she wants to set up a hotel that will redeem those souls so they can leave Hell peacefully instead. Nobody believes she can do it, but she's supported by her girlfriend and an extremely powerful and mysterious demon named Alastor." (Charlie wanted to call the hotel "Happy Hotel," but Alastor changed the sign with his powers at the end of the pilot.)
The second is Helluva Boss, which I know less about, but it's like a political thriller except all the characters involved are demon nobles.
Because the shows take place in Christian Hell, everyone not native to the place is somehow evil (or believes they are, in one case), so they do evil things. And the ones who are native think they have to be evil because that's their job, kind of thing. The cast itself is very diverse as there is at least one trans character I've heard of.
Oh. So it's about the concept that people can grow and change even when they've done terrible things?
No wonder antis hate it.
It's absolutely fandom wank. Like, i started watching hazbin, and then i watched helluva because they're in the same universe. These are not Good shows (to me, hazbin is...fine, helluva is garbage) but...idk, I'm having a good time with them? It's been a while since something with almost no redeeming (heh) qualities crawled inside my brain like a tapeworm and refused to budge.
Also, kids these days, such low standards for what's considered "stanning". I bet they don't even know where the term comes from (insert "i was there gandalf" meme)
Ngl, I've been using "stanning" longer than some of these kids have been alive, 2008 at least, and I have no idea where it's from either.
That's fair! My bad (i did mean it more as a joking thing, kids on my lawn, etc)
It's from the Eminem song/video "Stan". It's written from the perspective of a fan named Stan who is writing to Slim Shady (Eminem's alter ego). He's obsessed and uses the letters as a way of coping with the shitty life he's in. (Actually parasocial). But he gets increasingly unhinged without a response from his idol, and he ends up killing both himself and his pregnant girlfriend.
So, yeah: stanning. I remember watching that video on mtv. Obviously the term expanded to just "obsessive fan behavior", but the children these days will take a few replies saying "I'm not calling this out, i think it's fine" as "stanning".
.....dayyyum.
rick riordan posted a positive review of the antisemitic book the message by ta nehisi coates, and the content of that review thoroughly proved he believes coatesâs delusions (at best) and/or lies (at worst) about what zionism is. and look, iâm not the kind of person who puts a lot of emotional stock into parasocial relationships with celebrities. tomorrow iâll probably wake up and move on with my life and overall have a pretty healthy attitude about it. but come on. rick riordan. the rick riordan who defined one of my biggest childhood obsessions and currently defines that same obsession for my younger brother. the rick riordan who always seemed like a pretty normie liberal who just wants everyone to get along and kids everywhere to read more books. and honestly to me the worst part is i think he still thinks heâs a normie liberal, and he probably still is one for the most part. but normie liberals have allowed themselves to be convinced that the message and works like it are âreasonable criticism of israelâ no different from, say, a book criticizing misogynistic power structures. when actually itâs very different - itâs straight up antisemitism. augh.
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An inherent part of being Jewish is that sometimes you just have to acknowledge that the things you loved as a child and want to share with your kids come from people who probably would hate you purely for the circumstances of your birth, because the alternative is an extremely restricted media diet that cuts you off from key universal-to-those-around-you cultural cornerstones.
Roald Dahl, looking at you.
It IS a bit trickier when they're still alive, granted, then you have to evaluate if the money would be used to harm or not.
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That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.
Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica
For anyone who doesnât know, Sciatica is pain due to compression of the sciatic nerve, which runs from your buttocks down the back of your leg. The reason this stretch is helpful is because the sciatic nerve, after leaving your spinal cord, immediately runs just underneath - and may get compressed by - the Piriformis muscle deep in your buttcheek, which helps you externally rotate your hip. (If the muscle is super tight, your toes on that side might actually point further out when you lie down compared to the toes on your other foot, jsyk).
If the above stretch ainât compatible with you for reasons like having bitch ass knees, here are some alternative and amazing stretches for the muscle in order of easiest to hardest (but imo least to most helpful) to perform:
However, just keep in mind that none of these stretches will help you if you have a herniated disc, which compresses the nerve roots that protrude from the spine itself! For that youâll for sure need some different medical intervention.
Have fun!

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I can't remember who said it but I saw a comment or tweet talking about hypocrisy that essentially said The Hypocrisy Is The Point. hypocrisy is power. it's the ability to set rules for everyone else except you. and if power is a virtue then hypocrisy is a virtue. it's why you never really get anywhere with "by your logic..." or "then wouldn't that mean...". it's not that they don't realize they're being hypocritical. they do it on purpose to prove that you have to listen to them and they don't have to listen to you
I will forever share this excerpt from the end of In Search of a Flat Earth because it so perfectly describes this phenomenon:
All reactionary movements are in tension with reality. A tension that eventually results in psychological crisis. And belief systems like QAnon are the endpoint of that crisis. The point in which reality itself becomes an enemy. Because ultimately it's not about facts. It's about power. QAnons are not otherwise empty vessels who believe one wacky thing. They have an agenda. QAnon, what it accepts, what it believes, is driven by the outcomes it justifies. [...] The reason they aren't more bothered by the extreme inconsistencies and outright contradictions... is because it gives them power over others who are bound by something as weak and flimsy as reality. They claim to be against corruption while hanging their hopes on an openly corrupt man. And that naked hypocrisy is the point. They will effortlessly carve out an exception because it makes them exceptional. They will engage in wild hypocrisy as an act of domination, adhering to something openly untrue out of spite, because they believe that power belongs to those with the greatest will to take it, and what greater sign of will than the ability to override truth? Their will is a hammer that they are using to beat reality itself into a shape of their choosing. A simple world, where reality is exactly what it looks like from their eyes, devoid of complexity, devoid of change, where they are right, and their enemies are silent. They are trying to build a Flat Earth.
dam this truly explains a lot about how the left acts in regards to jews
The extreme irony is that Dan Olsen, the man who said that piece, is now also a rabid "antizionist" who engages in hypocritical antisemitic conspiracism
We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:
This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life
for the love of god unmute
Siamese cat coded
You're laughing. He's sprintjumping for his life to escape that lady with the shoe, and you're laughing.
VIDEO DESCRIPTION: a man runs, backflips, and does parkour across a series of environments. He's screaming "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the entire time, and the clip is edited in such a way that it sounds like he's doing it continuously across all the places he's in with no pause for breath. The scream occasionally changes sound during backflips as he makes contact with the ground. At the very end he slams into a steel wall and falls cartoonishly to the ground, going silent.
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I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts
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Wonder how long it'll be before the public looks back on this era and claims they always spoke out about antisemitism.
I'm so sick of this era. Can we get to the part where everybody retcons their own behavior? It'll still suck but at least they'll make public statements about how antisemitism is bad again and I'll have some sense of faith restored.
I will look people in the eye and say "statistically you didn't" our allies were rare and the rest at best silent.
I will go farther and say "How. What did you do to help?" I'm gonna put them on the defensive, like they soooooooo love doing to us.
Good idea
The answer for a lot of them if they were honest would be âI made a post saying antisemitism is bad in between posts about Israelis being bloodthirsty childkillers, and then went on a tirade about âzionistsâ finding it when jews started reblogging, but I was sure to balance it out by saying I love my good Jew antizionist comradesâ
I really hate the "Jerusalem is very important to three religions why would Judaism get full control of it" because its only important because thats where the JEWISH TEMPLE was and where the JUDEAN KINGS lived. just because people made religions out of fanficing Judaism means we have to give them equal slices of our own cultural history?
Y'know, I remember back in the day people made fake religions (like the edgelord Satanist crap or that Flying Spaghetti Monster thing) to skirt around silly Christian laws and stuff like that. How funny would it be if we all made a new sect of Judaism that declared the Vatican its most sacred site, and therefore asserted its right to occupy St. Peter's Basilica? Could be very fun - maybe crack open those archives and see if they really do still have Temple artifacts in there, lmao. Even spicier if we made Mecca the sacred spot and insisted we have the right to joint ownership of it or something. Now that's what I call decolonization! Uno reverse the cult bullshit and demand your religious freedom be respected! The US Capitol? The Pyramids of Giza? Oh, sorry, our Holy Scriptures⢠tell us G-d doesn't like you anymore, so it isn't yours anymore: but don't worry, we're generous - you can keep part of the visitor center! We didn't make the rules! Take it up with the guy upstairs! This is all a legitimate divine revelation - who are you to deny it?
Btw Christians canât even agree which of us deserve to own the churches in Jerusalem. Currently, the keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre belongs to a Sunni Family because of a 19th century agreement, and nothing is allowed to be moved from when the treaty was ratified â not even a ladder:
Also all 5 other churches would laugh at the absurdity of Jews claiming St Peterâs Basilica (against the Catholics) for its own without ever budging on Jerusalem. We canât even open our own sacred sites to each other; see this journal article:
âA Franciscan brother stood at the edge of the pristine tile, and, with each attempt of an Orthodox congregant, be it an elderly woman, a young boy, or a slightly perspicacious priest, he would wag his finger and tsk-tsk disapprovingly, directing them around the chapel.â
American Christians dismissing other Christianâsâ religious practices: âOne pilgrim recounts a scene of other [non-American] pilgrims sobbing and weeping at a holy site, which he found âway, way over the top.ââ
And of course we canât forget the time moving a chair 20 centimetres was seen as an Coptic affront on sovereignty over a specific section of the Holy Sepulchre:
âIn November 2008, the internet was flooded with videos of a fistfight between Armenian and Greek monks in one such dispute. A small section of the roof of the church is disputed between the Copts and Ethiopians. At least one Coptic monk at any given time sits there on a chair placed on a particular spot to express this claim. On a hot summer day, he moved his chair some 20 centimeters more into the shade. This was interpreted as a hostile act and a violation of the status quo. Eleven were hospitalized after a fight resulting from this provocation.â
Every single one of these denominations have to share a church in Jerusalem, because none can agree on who should own it. If Judaism suddenly gains control over the Holy Sepulchre over everyone else, there will be riots.
Israel: over 1/5 of the country (insane considering how tiny it is) turned out to protest for peace constantly since 2023, getting arrested and facing police brutality, overt hostility from Bibi and co, delivering aid to gazans and trying to get messages to the hostages to give them hope
Westoid âactivists:â umm ackshually that doesnât count unlike the protests that most of us arenât participating in (which were often violent and even resulted in at least one death), we hardly donate but donât you dare call obvious scambots scams, and weâre obviously helping Palestinians. In spirit. Through social media memes :) kys zios :)
actual palestinians: hey western activists can you stop doing that we actually hate hamas they are trying to you know. kill us
western activists:
western activists: anyway,
they like terrorism so they see no issue in equating Palestinians with terrorists, which aside from being insane is just the racism of low expectations. Plus they get to watch those terrorists engage in violence while they watch from the comfort of their phone screens while sipping a nice latte

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FUCKING DEVASTATING
The hatemail game on this website is insane
fucking christ
every new thing i hear about this bullshit sounds like it should be fake. we are living in an episode of the simpsons
Apparently the fight winner decided that was also the perfect time to go on a transphobic rant about Michelle Obama. Because these people are fucking losers.