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Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

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learned how to use blenders film making tools

Said it before and I’ll say it again, fewer fantasy monsters should be chaotic evil. If they’re opposing the protagonist, do something more than “well these things are part of the Evil Forces of Darkness and are all just Like That”

You ever play a game where the protagonist visually changes subtly throughout and ends up looking notably different by the end but if you look at him moment by moment the change is so gradual you don’t see it?

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.