Ulaam: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. Tress: Why? Ulaam, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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Ulaam: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. Tress: Why? Ulaam, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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"He's a 10 But" Meme but Make It Cosmere
(Note: I'm not totally sure I'm doing this meme correctly)
Kaladin He's a 10, but...his spren WILL watch you hook up and WILL have notes.
Adolin He's a 10, but...he will insist on bringing all 30 of his swords on every trip.
Kelsier He's a 10, but...there will always be anther secret with him.
Dalinar He's a 10, but...he's always leaving the room as soon as you enter. He may be... He may be running from you.
Hrathen He's a 10, but...he keeps trying to convert you to his religion.
Sazed He's a 10, but...he keeps trying convert you. To any religion.
Raoden He's a 10, but...like, also, technically, a zombie.
Elend He's a 10, but...he has a girlfriend. And she WILL murder you.
Charlie He's a 10, but...he's, just, SO boring. So boring that it... It almost has to be on purpose...
Wax He's a 10, but....he has so many guns. SO many guns...
Dusk He's a 10, but...his idea of camping may be a little TOO extreme.
Lightsong He's a 10, but...he does lowkey steal children's souls on a somewhat regular basis.
Szeth He's a 10, but...the murders.
Ulaam He's a 10, but...that's also how many arms he has.
TenSoon He's a 10, but...he's a dog. And not metaphorically.
I dont think you understand Ulaam is A doctor Hoid is THE doctor and Jasnah HAS a doctorate
They're a ten, but they want to eat your bones.
Ulaam, 1 week after Hoid appears on scadrial: Maybe Jasnah wouldn’t have broken up with you if you wore those red sequenced briefs more
Hoid: somehow I doubt it
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“Oh!” I said. “You can have mine! It keeps trying to tell me that dirty socks aren’t an acceptable strainer for pasta, and if that’s true, I do not want to think about it.”
Ulaam grinned, then plucked a little notebook from the inside pocket of his suit coat and began writing. “I’m recording the most embarrassing ones,” he said at Tress’s confused glance, “to share with him once he’s better. I suspect I can milk this for decades.”
He did.
as i say: i find his suffering erotic
Here's my second try on Ulaam and yay for his appearance with Hoid in WaT XD (Slightly adjusted my former design of him to make him look less scary.)
Hoid's now in Scadrial!! The vaporisation didn't go as Retribution had planned, apparently Hoid had a plan in case that happened, I guess that's what you have to do when you piss off most of the shards of Adonalsium. Anyway, I loved the references to the era 2 of mistborn, Ulaam's also there, which sounds very fun. Hoid did say that he won't be able to return to Roshar in a long time, because of Retribution, but also because Autonomy's planning weird things on Scadrial (and having read era 2 I know what he's talking about, that's so exciting!!). My favourite part, tho, was when Hoid admitted he, in fact, would care if Roshar got destroyed and that he loves the people there, contrary to what he told Dalinar in Words of radiance. Love the character development there.