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This is it, the Frozen Over Finale! A hearty mitten-covered round of applause for everyone who participated in Frozen Over 2022 - our amazing creators and our dedicated readers!

If you’re following along with the daily releases and want to track your progress,  you can find the latest updates in this Google Sheet!

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DAY 6 REVEALS

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I'll Weather Any Storm With You

[David/Patrick - E - 16,190]

David and Patrick meet by the fireplace at a ski lodge and meet for dinner. After a dinner mishap, things look bleak until a winter storm comes in and David finds himself cold and alone... can he find someone to keep him warm on this cold, stormy night?

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(Literally) Falling For You

[David/Patrick - E - 6,393]

When Patrick finds out how much David adores ice skating, he takes it upon himself to sign them up for a couples' skate thinking it will be the perfect wintery date. Unfortunately, he forgot one minor detail: he doesn't exactly know how to skate and spends a great deal of their time falling on the ice rather than skating on it.

Luckily for Patrick, David is more than prepared to kiss it all better.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Reindeer

[David/Patrick, Alexis & David, Stevie & David - T - 4,482]

In order to raise money for the Winter Festival and Ronnie Lee's Rec Centre, Schitt's Creek's Town Council offers plastic reindeer for sale to local businesses and individuals to decorate and enter into a contest judged by the town's residents. David is adamantly opposed to participating in such an incorrect contest, but Patrick and everyone around him get involved and show off their artistic sides.

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[podfic] happy golden days of yore

[David/Patrick - M - 1h:56m:37s]

“What are you doing here?”

Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."

What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.

“I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."

[podfic of happy golden days of yore by blueink3]

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[podfic] you’re here (where you should be)

[Ted/Alexis - M - 34m:58s ]

The sun is blinding in its brightness, and it’s only once she’s fumbled through her purse, found her sunglasses, and slipped them on, that she sees Ted standing several feet away, the smile on his face every bit as brilliant as the sun, a cardboard sign held above his head that reads, Alexis Rose, Publicist Extraordinaire.

 Alexis takes a holiday trip to the Galapagos Islands.

[podfic of you’re here (where you should be) by singsongsung]

distance, timing, breakdown, fighting silence, the train runs off its tracks kiss me, try to fix it could you just try to listen? hang up, give up for the life of us we can't get back

We're back! Sorry for the delay while we sorted out a few IRL things. Check out some of our favorite rare & gen SC works from July and August 2022. We know you'll enjoy them! 

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Dedicated to the One I Love by @wearpersistencewell, Alexis/Ted, Patrick & Ted, rated T, 1081 words

Summary: Patrick helps Ted navigate his breakup with Alexis and decision to stay in the Galapagos for three years.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: I love fics that look at the friendships behind the scenes, and this is no exception. I'm glad to see Ted and Patrick fleshed out more here. It makes perfect sense that Patrick could provide stability and support to Ted in Season 6.  

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Farming podcast by Amanita_Fierce, David & Johnny, rated M, 600 words

Summary: David gives Johnny a lift and accidentally plays a little bit of his smutty audiobook farming podcast. Johnny is very helpful.

Rec [written by samwhambam]: This one made me LOL and cringe with extreme second hand embarrassment. I could just feel David’s humiliation and like, Johnny never makes situations like this better. It really feels like them. It’s a fun, quick read that will definitely have you laughing.  

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Fluff and Fold by @brrose-apothecary, Davie & Stevie, rated T, 1785 words

Summary: Stevie has a secret she’s never shared with anyone: she’s not always playing solitaire behind that desk. David finds out and Stevie submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such an inspired secret for Stevie (of course she writes sexy fic, and of course she writes it at work) and the banter between Stevie and David after he finds out is an absolute blast to read!

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Happy Hour is Here by @weathereyehorizon, Stevie & Patrick, rated G, 1190 words

Summary: Stevie is still figuring out David’s new business partner but she’s learned a few things: how much he loves baseball, that Ronnie is going to be his enemy for life, and what his preferences are. The only question is whether some other guy is going to catch Patrick’s eye before David does.

Rec [written by samwhambam]: i LOVE a good friendship fic, and will gobble up everything and anything that has Stevie and Patrick becoming besties. I loved this little look into them becoming friends. Stevie is observant and the perfect BFF to David, and teases Patrick just enough, even though they don’t know each other well yet. I loved it and highly recommend. 

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if only i could have a puppy by @hullomoon, David & Stevie, rated T, 1626 words

Summary: After adopting a dog David notices an error on the adoption papers. Of course, everyone in town has an opinion about that.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is so funny and adorable. I love the idea of David getting a puppy pal early on in the SC timeline, and everyone's opinions on his new dog (and the dog's name!) are so spot-on. 

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[Art] kindred spirits by angelandfaith, Stevie, Twyla, April Ludgate, rated G

Summary: April's pretty sure there are vegetables in her smoothie. Gross.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such a cute piece of fanart—and an inspired crossover to boot! I love the idea of April hanging out with Stevie and Twyla… I'm sure they'd have some wild conversations 😁

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Ranked, Filed by steviesflannel, David/Stevie, rated E, 1328 words

Summary: David is cataloguing Stevie. On a slow night in the Honeymoon Suite, he discovers something new.

Rec [written by petalwrites]: Did you hear that? It’s my incoherent squealing upon reading this fic. It’s such a soft, funny, sexy look into one of David and Stevie’s relationship in S1. It’s so sweet and kept me smiling the whole way through. I love these emotionally stunted, ticklish idiots so very much!

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Sunrise in our eyes by @hullomoon, Rachel/Stevie, rated T, 471

Summary: Rachel has a little morning treat for Stevie.

Rec [written by petalwrites]: This piece is short & sweet… in more than one way! It’s two of my favorite ladies, love confessions, and no-bake cookies. What’s not to love?

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[Podfic] The Guestbook of David and Patrick Rose-Brewer by Amanita_Fierce, B13-maybethistime, cottagepodfics, Djapchan, @godoflaundrybaskets, HowOldAreWe, @n0connections, @petalwritesx, poddingthemost, roseszain, @schittposting, @thesleepyskipper, @landofsonlali, @sunlightsymphony, @sweatersinthesummer, @whetherwoman, wi22iou, DevilWithABirdDress, everyone!, rated T, 9:02

Summary: “A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea

A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

Rec [written by doingthemost]: I loved the original fic by @landofsonlali, and this is such a fun reimagining of it! Everyone's voices are a delight to listen to. Both the fic and the pod are a great way to honor all of the Schitt's Creek characters we love so much.

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This is the miracle that I've been dreaming of by @hippolotamus, Alexis/Twyla, rated G, 830 words

Summary: “Oh,” she says softly, wondering if she’s making a mistake. Standing in the middle of the café, among the cracked vinyl booths and oversized menus, the romantic notion she had in her mind is replaced with anxiety and doubt. She’s spinning on her heel to leave when she hears it.

“Alexis!” comes the sunny voice she would know anywhere by now, followed by a warm hand circling her wrist.

She turns to see Twyla, still looking sleepy, with traces of yesterday's makeup on her face. “Twyla,” Alexis swallows, nervous. “Hi.”

Twyla scrunches her nose, never losing her rosy smile. “Is… everything okay?”

“Yeah! Yes!” Alexis sucks in a breath. “I… last night was real. Right?”

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such a soft, tender little moment between these two! I love reading about all the different ways that these two could get together after the show's end, and this is one perfect imagining of how it could happen.

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HAPPY FRIDAY! Today's release drop brings several works of art that are larger than life and an absolute treat for your eyes and ears! If you’re following along with the daily releases and want to track your progress, you can find the latest updates in this Google Sheet!

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I'm surprised (that you've never been told before)

[David/Patrick, Alexis/Ted - T - 32,646]

When his friend Ted asks Patrick for a favour, he knows it isn't the type of thing he should agree to. After all, asking out a guy so your friend can date his sister isn't the most morally sound of choices.

But Ted's his best friend. And he's been crazy about Alexis Rose since the first time he saw her.

It helps that the brother is David Rose and David Rose is... intriguing. Even if he seems to want nothing to do with Patrick.

10 Things I Hate About You AU

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Two Tears in a Bucket

[David/Patrick, David/Sebastien - E - 24,023]

“Well, I guess it’s just like my mama always said. ‘Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.’”

- The Lady Chablis

Patrick Brewer is in Savannah for three days, covering David Rose's legendary Ides of March Gala. At least, that's the plan until he finds himself entangled in a messy murder investigation and head over heels for the man who pulled the trigger.

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wish i was the moon tonight

[David/Patrick - T - 7,102]

David begrudgingly accepts that if there’s no option for pharmaceutical intervention, maybe this stupid Calm app is his best next choice. Ted never needs to know that David took his suggestion. He skips over the guided meditation options; he tried meditation in New York and found it impossible to not engage with every thought that crossed his mind. The sleep stories, though, sound not promising, exactly, but reasonable enough.

David suffers from insomnia after moving to Schitt's Creek and turns to the sleep stories on Calm to help him fall asleep. Brewer's Baseball History is the only thing that helps, but what happens when the voice behind those stories shows up in town?

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teenage dirtbag(s)

[Ruth/Stevie - T - 6,055]

"I think her name is Noelle."

"Hm?" Stevie grunted around her slushie straw, tipping her head at David in question.

"The new girl," he clarified, and Stevie tore her eyes away from the unfolding scene in front of her to give him an affronted look. "I heard someone call her that yesterday."

"Why would I care what some asshole prep's name is?" Stevie stirred her slushie aggressively – she'd taken a chance on the cafeteria's new flavour and was not impressed.

David snorted. "I don't know, maybe because you've been staring at her like a starving dog."

Stevie flipped him the bird and stole a french fry from his tray.

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A sapphic Schitt's Creek High School AU of Teenage Dirtbag.

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Once More With Feeling

[David/Patrick, Alexis/Ted, Stevie/Twyla - T - 5,107]

When a musical spell is cast over the residents of Schitt's Creek, Patrick the Vampire Slayer and his friends are forced to reveal truths and feelings that they have carefully kept hidden to each other.

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Selling Schitt's Creek

[Alexis/Twyla, Ruth/Stevie - T - 4,547]

The elite agents at The Butani Group sell the rural Ontario life to buyers in the Schitt’s Creek and greater Elmdale area. Relationships are everything, and that often means major drama.

Inspired by the Netflix series, Selling Sunset.

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[podfic] and by tomorrow i'll be on my way

[David/Patrick, Stevie & David - T - 01h:35m:45s]

In real life David and Patrick wouldn't want to be in the same room as the other, online however they're close friends.

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a You've Got Mail AU

[podfic of and by tomorrow I'll be on my way]

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SCHITT’S CREEK ⇢ 3x01