Sorry to everyone who DMs me only to find I am actually terrible at actual human interaction

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

I don't think Jet Lag is intentionally rigged but I do think Ben and Adam are the universe's favorites

The water taxi thing was actually ridiculous lmao